Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 46, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 July 1889 — Both Going to Dinner. [ARTICLE]

Both Going to Dinner.

Business man—“l had two urgent engagements to make to-day, one with an Englishman and one with an American.” Friend —“Yes.” Business man—“ The Engiishmar told me he would meet me at 8 o’clock this evening. after*he had dined, the hour for which was 5 o’dock." Friend—“ And the American?" Business man—“Oh, he said: ’‘PH meet you in ten minutes—as soon a» I’ve had dinner.’ ’’—Chicago Globe.