Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 July 1889 — The Gates Wide Open. [ARTICLE]

The Gates Wide Open.

Boston Courier. *‘l don’t know.” said St Peter, Shaking his head dubiously, “I don’t know. You look as if you had been dissipating —all the buttons off your shirt, your coat frayed at tho wrists, your collar quirshed—no, I’m afraid I’ll have to put you on the elevator when it is going tbfiif — — “But, St. Peter-” “Well?” “I married a woman with a mission.” “Yon did?” “Yes, sir.” . , ; “Excuse me, my dear Bir, Come right in. The gate’s wide open for such as you.” So he went right in to have his Rations sewed on and so forth.