Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 July 1889 — Wanted Go Faster. [ARTICLE]

Wanted Go Faster.

"I was reading in a paper yesterday,” »c 6aid, as he halted a citizen in front ijf the Soldiers* Monument, “that a duck could fly ninety miles an hoar. i )o you believe it possible?” “That is rather a strange question v > ask me. sir!” replied the other, viih considerable cold storige in his Voice. “Yes, I know, but I want to find «■ .. There are occasions when I have i • leave my house in a hurry, and if a t.*»ck can make this gait, and there is t><» patent on it, I'm going to catch on. perhaps you never tried to out-run a flat-iron, sir?"—Detroit Free Press.