Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 43, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 June 1889 — A Timely Caution. [ARTICLE]

A Timely Caution.

Husband —“Don’t worry, my dear, if I get home a trifle late occasionally, now that Tve joined the Athletic Club. I used to be a great athlete when I was a boy, you know, and it seems like renewing my youth to go through with the old exercises again." Wife—“No, John, I won’t, but when you get home at 2 a. m., as you did this morning, please don’t renew your youth by standing on your head in the front porch, nor climbing through the transom, because it’s apt‘to excite remark, you know —that’s all, dear.”— The Epoch.