Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 June 1889 — OKLAHOMA HOTEL BULLS. [ARTICLE]

OKLAHOMA HOTEL BULLS.

Necessary Hints to Travelers in That Booming Country. Spokane Globe. 1. If the bugs are troublesome you’ll find the kloroform in a bottle on the shelf. 2. Gents gom’ to bed with their boots on will be charged extra. 3. Three raps at the door means that there is a murder in the house, and you mast get up. 4. Please rite your name on the wall paper so that we know you’ve been here. 6. The other leg of the chair is in the closet if yon need it. 6. If that hole where that pane of glass is out is too much for you, you’ll find a pair of pants behind the door to staff m it 7. The shooting es a pistol is no cause for any alarm. 8. If you’re too cold, put the oilcloth over your bed.

9. Caroseen lamps extra; candles free, but they mustn’t barn all night. 10. Don’ tare off the wall paper to lite your pipe with. Nuff of that already. 11. Gnests will not take ont them nicks in the mattress. 12. If it rains through that hole overread, you’ll find an umbrella under the >ed. 13. The rata won’t hurt you if they do chase each other across your face. 14. Two men in a room must put up with one chair. 15. Please don’t empty the aawdnat ont of the pillera. 16. Don’t kick about the roches. We don’t charge extra. 17. If there’s no towel handy, use • piece of the carpet.