Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 30, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 March 1889 — Catching an Heiress. [ARTICLE]

Catching an Heiress.

Bazar. Citizen (to Uncle Rastas)—So that i« tne woman you’re going to marry, is ifo Uncle Rastas? Uncle Rast us—Yes, sab, dat am de lady. She yain’t much to look at. Citizen—Well, no, nqt very much, Uncle Rastas. 1 Uncle Rastus —But she hab got fortyseben dollahs in de bank, boss, an* sKe hab promised ter gib me de power ob attorney-generalship. £ Shakespeare said “There is a tide in the affaire of man,” but we think it appears to be pretty much all tied back in the affaire of woman. What did the oar-lock?