Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 March 1889 — Not the One be Wanted. [ARTICLE]

Not the One be Wanted.

Stranger—l want to buy a good watch clog. _ * ' Dog Fancier—• Here’s the one yon want, sir. i Trained by an expert, lie can tell a peddler or a look agent a mile oil. “And what’ll he do ti.en?” “Do? He’ll chew ’em in;o soup bones,” 4 “Well,-1 guess he woa’t suit me; ” “Whr? Most people want a dog like that.” ■ “Y es, I know; but I’m a book agent, you see."