Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 February 1889 — “The Best Laid P ans of Mice and M-n [ARTICLE]

“The Best Laid P ans of Mice and M-n

Gang aft aglee.” Not so Hostetter's Stonjach Bitters. It goesright to the spot it is designed to beneficially affect; and there is no tardiness in its action. But while it relieves constipation in common with dyspepsia and liver complaint —associate evils—the griping and abdominal disturbance produced by drastic purgatives, never precede its operation. Its thoroughness is unmarred by violence, the chief characteristic of most laxatives, and one that is highly prejudicial to both bowels and stomach. It is only by invigorating the intestinal canal, and thus fitting it to perform its office as a natural sluice for the effete matter of the system, that its regularity can be perpetuatM, To weaken by drenching is to insure itl relapse into disorder. This the Bitters never does. Chills and fever, nervousness, kidney complaints yield to the Bitters, and appetite and sleep are improved There are only about 5,000 elephants in the world, and the number is decreasing every year.