Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 February 1889 — Three of a Kind. [ARTICLE]

Three of a Kind.

Ethel (entering parlor)—Oh, Aggie, so glad to see you! (They kiss.) Why, you are engaged to be marrifed! , Aggie —How do you know? Ethel—l can tell by the way you kiss. Mere—Don’t worry so about our son, my dpar. These infatuations for actresses never amount to anything. Pere—Don’t they, though? I only wish you had to keep him fn money. Rescuer (to girl overboard)—Give me your hand. Girl—Ask papa first. (Sinks.)