Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 25, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 February 1889 — "Purgatory Bullets." [ARTICLE]

"Purgatory Bullets."

An excited Irishman lately rushed iirtc a Boston drug store, hiving - “Brok-en-up”‘appearance generally. “De jabbers”! he yelled,“l’m all wrong entoirelv. I want some shtu f to straighten me out. Someo’tLkn Purgatory Bullets’ will fix me I’m thinkin’. What d’ye tax for thim”! ‘What do you mean”? asked the cle-k. “‘Purgatory Bullets,’ sor, or somethin’ Joike that, they call tbim,” replied the man. “Shure, I’m in purgatory already, with headache, and liver complaint, and bad shtoma-h, and the divil knows wrat all.” Tho clerk pissed <mt a vial of Dr. Pierce’* Pleasant Purgative Pellets, and Pat went off contented. These little Pellets cure derange uents of liver, stomach and bowels. Sugar-coated, little larger than most <rd seeds,and pleasant to take. Druggists. Always keeps resolutions—The secretary of the society.

Shall Women Be Allowed to Vote. The question of female suffrige has agitated the tongues and pens of reformeis for many years, and good arguments have, been* adduced for and > gainst it. Many of ihe spfter sex could vote intelligently,and many would vote as their husb ands did, and give no thought to the merits of apolitical issue. They would all veto for Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription, for they know it is a boon to their sex. It is iinequaled for the cure of leucorrhea, abnormal discharges, morning sickness, and the countless ills to which women are subject. It is the only remedy for woman’s peculiar weakness and Diments, sold bv druggists, under a positive guarantee from manufacturers, that it will give satisfaction in every case, or money will be refunded. See guarantee on wrapper around bottle. “I have been occasionally troubled with Coughs, and in each case have used Brown’s Bronchial Troches, which,have never failed, and I must say they are second to none in .the world.”- fel l A. Man, Cashier, St. Paul, Minn.