Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 22, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 January 1889 — Honey-moon. [ARTICLE]

Honey-moon.

“Say, Perkins, old boy, why don’t we see you at the club any more? Has your mother-in-law shut down on you?” “No, Brown; the fact of the matter is, my home is so happy now that there is no inducement for me to leave it. You look incredulous, but it’s a positive fact. You see ray wife used to suffer so much from functional derangements common to her sex, that her spirts and her temper were greatly affected. It was not her fault, of course, but it made home unpleasant all the same. But now, since she has begun to take Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription, she has been so well and so happy that we are having our honey-moon all over again. A.l are not thieves that dogs bark at nor are all honest that dogs don’t bark at. A S creo » of good health is found in the regular movement of the bowels and perfect action of the liver. These organs were intended by nature to remove from the system ail impurities. If you are constipated, you offer a “standing invitation” to a whole family of diseases and irregularities which will surely be “acceptted,” and you will have guests unwelcome'and determined. All these unhappy conditions may be averted by the timely use of Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Purgative Pellets. Powfei ful for the regulation of the bowels and liver, establishing a healthy action of the entire wonderful organism with which we are created. Texas Siftings: Want of principal is the principal want of many people. Use the surest remedy for Catarrh— Dr. Sages. Three men were instantly killed, on the 24th, at Wilkesbarre, Pa., by the explosion of a locomotiye.