Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 20, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 January 1889 — Yacob Derr’s Sayings. [ARTICLE]

Yacob Derr’s Sayings.

N. Y. World. Does de razor hurt?” asked Barber Derr of a strange customer in his shop on Monday. “No, but my cheek does,”’ was the curt reply. “Oggscuse me; I dot you vas Mayor Hewitt,” said Yacob, as he gave the razor an extra stropping. “Now, you fellers come into my shop more or less times already to get shaved, un I’ll bet der beer as not one of yous can tell who vas der fust shaver in der world,” boasted Yacob to a half dozen 1 patrons on Wednesday. His hearers said they weren’t booked on ancient history and declined to bet. One of them asked: “Now, Yawcob, tell us who the first shaver in the world? “Vy, Cain, ven he vas leedle,” replied the barber, with a wink. “Vy does a barber shave a man?” asked Yawcob of a customer one day last week. “To get the hair off,” was the prompt reply. 7. “No, no; yous way off,” said the knight of the razor. J '■» “Well, why: does a barber shave a man?” asked the patron. “ ’Gause he oggspects to get paid for it,” replied Yawcob, philosophically. If the Sufferers from Consumption, Scrofula and General Debility, will try Scott’s Emulsioh of Cod Liver Oil, with. Hypophosphites, they will find immediate relief and a permanent benefit. Dr. H. V. Mott; Brentwood, Cal., writes: “I have used Scott’s Emulsion with great advantage in cases of Phthisis, Scrofula and Wasting Diseases. It is very palatable.” When the stomach chimes the dinnerhour waits for the clock. A Radical Core for Kplleptlo Fits. To the Editor—Please inform your readers that I have a positive remedy for the above named disease which I warrant to care the wor-t cases. 80 strong is my faith in the virtues of th's medicine that I will send free a sample hot le and valnahle treatise to any sufferer who will rive me hisß. O. and Express address. My remedy has cured thousands of hopeless cates. H. G. BOOT. M 0.. 188 Pearlßt., N. Y.

He that saveth his dinner will have more sapper.