Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 December 1888 — A Metropolitan Noise. [ARTICLE]

A Metropolitan Noise.

New York sun. Kansas City Resident (on board train to sir, we have reached the metropolis of the great and growing West at last. We are in Kansas City. This is Eight Hundred and Fortieth street. Stranger (peering out of the window) —Well, what is that peculiar noise? Kansas City Resident—That, sir, is croaking of frogs Our climate here will raise any thing. j Moxie has created the gratest excitement as a beverage, in two years, ever witnessed, from the fact that it brings nervous, exhausted, overworked women to good powers of endurance in a tew days; cures liquors and tobacco at once, and has recovered a large number of cases of old, helpless paralysis as a food only. A Nebraska man is dying from a mule bite.