Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 November 1888 — EXCHASGE SIFTING. [ARTICLE]

EXCHASGE SIFTING.

The latest advicefl state that strolling is the proper way to fish for a husband at the beach. When a man bets his wife arainst his neighbor’s cow on the election it is not an easy matter to determine which party is giving odds. - ;" Green and blue do not harmonize particularly well, but Nature has so ordered it that when a man begins to feel blue be is no longer green. There is only one sure way to stop a small boy from asking questions, and that way is not satisfactory if you have any further use ftt the boy. Flattery is the worst of insults; but there are mighty few people in this world who are keen enough to know when anybody is insulting them.