Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 8, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 October 1888 — Culture Comes High. But. [ARTICLE]

Culture Comes High. But.

Chicago Tribune. Fond father—l declare, Aggie, you are a perfect fae-simile of your mother, when she was your age. Aggie (just home from boardingschool)—Please call me* “Agonies, papa. As you say, I presume I am a fah simmeel of. mamma in her younger days. Fond father (communing with himself in the woodshed a few moments later—Papa! Mamma! Agonies! Fah simmeel! Jumpin’ Jerusalem! Is that what I pay iloJ a term for. The probable cost of the Nicaragua Canal is put at between $40,000,000 and $50,000,000.