Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 2, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 September 1888 — Page 7 Advertisements Column 3 [ADVERTISEMENT]

A Rhyme of the Hoar. We were out among the milch rows, (peaking ol the beet ones there, When the farmer of my first choice said, with 4 patronizing ain “She’s as plump as auy pigeon, and herooat as •oft silk. But the slickest-looking bei'er ain’t the one thal gives the milk.” Take a leaxon from'the farmer, with bis atnnly common senae; Who, unlike the politician, neversitaastride the fence; Watch the smoothest-talking'fellow, he may prove the biggest bilk: —— Know heifer ain’t the one that gives the milk," EXCHANGE SIFTINGS. The mote that is in Mr. Keely’s eye doesn’t appear to get into his moter. These are the days when the shop keeper will endeaver to palm off fans upon you. Old Gmra,since his daughter has grown up, 8 ys bo'doesen’t get anv repose, All the day time he’s footing hex bills. And at night he Is footing her beaux. If you want to find out what a great and wide doubt permeates vour fellowman, just get a black eye. Then attempt to explain it. Men and Women’s Bones, Joints and muscles may escape the agoriz'ng tortures of rheumatism if they will but “iskc 1 time by the forelock,” and annihilate the symptoms ot oncomihg trouble with ihe beuiguantHnd highly sanctioned b’ood depuie't and alterative, HosletUr’s Stofnsch Bitters. Poisons mostly constitute the ordinary means of battling with • this atrocious complaint. Avoid the risk of using these by resorting to the safe as well as effectual anti-phlovlstie and t>ieventive. After exposure to damp, through drafts and other causes which encourage a rheumatic tendency, a wlnrglassful of the Bitters prevents ill effects No surer preventive of malaria' ailmmti like fever and ague, bilious remittent, dumb ague and ague cake exists, and it is, besides.a most genial recuperator of strength exhausted by excess ve mental or physical effort. Miners, manners, operatives ai d others whose avocations involve laborious woik in lough weather out of doors, or close application indoors, find it invaluable. One hair of a woman draws more than a cart ropeTrue Economy It Is true economy to buy Hood’s Baresparilla. for “100 Doses One Dollar” is original with and true only ot this popular medicine. If you wish to prove this, buy a bottle of Hood's Sarsaparilla an I measure its contents. You will find it to hold 100 teaspoonfuls. Now read the directions, and you will find that the average dose for peisons of different age 9ls less than a teaspoonful. This is certainly conclusive evidence of the peculiar strength and economy of Hood’s Sarsaparilla. “I took Hood’s ;arsaoarilla lor loss of appetite dyspepsia, efTd general laDgurr. It did me a vast amount of good, and I have no hesitancy in recommending it.” J. W. Willkfobd, Quincy, HI. Hood’s Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists. sl;s(x for $5. Prepared only by C. 1. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries,Lowell,Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar. L . •■" . [. ■■ . - ■ -*■ Iron Fence Posts Adanted for Farm, Railroad Cemetery and Residence Fencing. Material f.>r a 7 S rand Barb Wire fence, with Iron Posts and Slays inrnisbed for 75 cents per rod. Address ENTERPRISE FOUNDRY, INDIANAPOLIS IND. St. John’s Academy, W. Maryland St., Indianapolis, Ind, Boarding and Day School conducted by Sisters of Providence. Full particulars given i catalogue, for which address SISTER SUPERIOR. sls. FREE TRADE PRICES ! [•HOTE(TIO.\! MO MO.NOFOMESt MHfiSpj I |-IT We are now s-tline onr WESIPlgi V JM ERH IMPROVED SINKER SEWING MANmß Mftr MB CHlNE—same as nut—complete will) all attachments and warllr All ran ted for 5 years tor only sls. If 111 rend for circular and see full de- — Bt JBSSRKAfI scrintiou of this and other styles to M. it. St’ULLEN & CO., vi^l ll “*!aSMl '.Bl West Lake St., Chicago, 111. OR. WINCHELL’S Teething Syrup FOB CHILDREXf Regulate, the bowels, assists dentition, cures dtar rhcea and dyeentery In the worst forma, onrea oankei sore mouth, ie a certain preventive of diphtheria tuiets and soothe, all pdn, invigoratee the stomach and bowels, corrects all acidity, and gives energy and tone to the entire syetem. Sold by all druaglata It 28 cts p. r bottle. PHMKRT FHUPiETARY CO., Chicago. OL ■ M ICO 0411 trade privately for k U I EL9 Bosom Forms, HubberUncf ;i-Gaimenut, French Rubber Specialty, rew devise Inditpensible to married or ladits contemplating marriage, wortu its weight in gold.always -afe and reliable. N < drugs. Index-book. Local agents want everywhere, catalogue,with full par lieu Jars, 2#c. ri'ver.or stamps. Write MRS, LJ. HONDA, 257 E. Indiana St. Chicago, Hi.

TOO ONE —r FOR SIXTY DAYS WE WILL SELL OUR WATCH mm SIQ WATCH ffi $3.981 FREE toNF and give all a change to get one free. • I I DESCRIPTION OK THE WATCH.—This is an imports! watch, fall jeweled and «. fl R §j pansion balance, quick train movement, oomplete, with a 4-ounoe Dueber Silverioe ffllbfll* open-face ««, and guaranteed in every respect. Cut it a lac simile of H. READ AN HOSBAT PROPOSITION.—W« will Mil Use abort de- • scribed watch, which is worth SIO.OO, for the neat sixty (40) days far Q ONLY $9.08 and send it to you for examination before purchasing, euly efi requiring that yon send us .Mi rent* in postage stamps te shew that von jl tncAQ bu#in "“ to save us from any lota for express charges. It after CO An W4fr,4o(tm&Rr H| examination vou find tbs watch to he exactly aa represented, you caa pay ft V JUV the balance, $9.4t1, otherwise Loihlng. This watch H irhat we represent 11l / Tjlß boneat one to you! We know that where we soli one watch It establishes sw y\ >0 TOpy the sale of another, and so on. and also help* u* to sell oar gold and goldC / W||u x AvaSA *Med watches, oiamtnoth catalogue of which Is sent free to all applicant*. T V/ \ ,f . vou do not WMI a WjUfh yourself It will pay you te buy one to *. Bsß&pi£s’r " ‘MW-jj§ y \ V* Uni speculation, as you can eatilv soli ll for from to *4 per cent, more than g# / \ \ Vh| it cost yon, and'your customer will be well satisfied with his bargain. • «f \_ 1 VUI BOW T 0 OBTAIN A WATCH FREE. If you will sell six (l> of these KAfcywiiwßr"f MM I h"-fllpf ' r «tt-hwe within the next 6*> days we will send one free. Send vow C f) iHMß'fflwfeM I order immediately, as this advertisement may not appear again, and let a [■) us know if you intend getting up a club of six. so that we nav keep a y /JD record of the orders you hend in. All club-rai*er* will b* entitled to* O A\ Hd Chance on a SIOO.OO Gold Watch and Chain Free || X* As to our reliability we refer to any old reliable business house in * \ tr* as Ht rjWx the city of Chicago or the Fort Dearborn National Bank. Address t THE R. W. SEARS WATCH CO.. .Q 52. 54 AND 56 DEARBORN ST.. CHICAGO. ILLINOIS, 11. S. A. <D «j*[ H> knoie thi* firm lo be perfectly reliable, end will 3 do as they agree. WV ca« recommend their watches to u«r readerado be iuat aa represente t.— Editor ] NSS^ITinSSM” W k lUI% bII Ever Hale. ] IsUmped Britts the above TRAr.K WIKI. Art for the'flSH BRAJCD” guozn jnrt take no other. If PTxitWMhe■ rrrtjituso’',seal *° A. J TOJTO »Bli^naßt 1 B<wtmi_>|S. { R SHORT-HAND INSTITUTE :md ENGLISH^TRAININC SCHOOL. I-'he mm IXSTITCTION and t!»IiARai»T Hff THH WORXiDt FnlltnforniaWKW tion. Catalogue, terms,etc., sent FUEL. Addres* H. B. BKV A.VT Je SON. Proprietors lit. We rcroiumoud this college to onr readers. Mention this Paper when you write. r act / . ■ i ''■ rA*..‘‘"SKtYPUHv