Rensselaer Republican, Volume 20, Number 48, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 August 1888 — Humors of the Campaign. [ARTICLE]

Humors of the Campaign.

**, %e suppose the ballot girls will vote for Mrs. Belva Afin Lockwood.—San Francisco Alta. Jake Pugsley eloquently insists that ! every hair of every sheep in the United States ought to be protected—Cincinnati Enquirer. Home politicians whose statements won’t always wash now avoid that unpleasant contingency by putting plenty of lye in them. The Mills bill puts bibles on the free list. Doubtless that’s the reason Bob Ingereoll thinks it will ruin the-country.— Indianapolis Sentinel. If it be true that William Walter Phelps has resolved not to have his bangs cut until Blaine is elected president, Mr. Phelps will soon be able to join the seven Sutherland sisters as a brother.—New York Evening Sun,