Rensselaer Republican, Volume 20, Number 47, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 July 1888 — Page 7

A WILD WESTERN WEDDING.

Effective Coupling of ft Wyoming Pair by a Justice of the. Peace.

- It appears that one Jonas Burton had been chosen justice of the peace , of one the small Wyoming towns, not because he was possessed of any special qualifications for the office, hilt on account Of his personal which had about it all those qualities which go to make the yellow dog a thing of beauty and a joy forever .to the lovers of pure cussedness. Among other functions o his office Hon. Jonas one day found .himself called upon to join in the “bonds of padlock,” as matrimony is sometimes called in the west, a raw young couple from up the country. His honor was appalled at the situation. He could commit a horse-thief to the gallows with all the elegance and impressiveness of manner which that act demanded. He could sentence a man to jail for life for holding five aces in his hand at poker w ithout turning a hair, hut as for “marryin’ folks, lie wasn’t in 't, be goshtlemitey!” But as justice of the peace he had to do it,-and his per turbafion of spirit was dreadful to witness.

About an hour before the ceremony w’us to take place the correspondent, accompanied by one of the leading eitizens of the place, a Mr. Stiles, was sent to the squire’s cabin and found him poring over a large volume of the statutes of Wyoming, sweating like a horse, and looking terribly anxious. After greeting the callers he said: “Stiles, the durned galoots that got up these ver laws hadn’t gumption enough to last them over night. I’ve run through the blamed book a half-dozen times an’ can’t find a dod-blasted word about matermony, or how . the liitchin' process is proceeded with. I’ve just got to put the clamps on this couple, hit or miss, an’ es .1 don’t yoke ’em up legal I can’t help it.” * “Oh,” said Stiles, “just do the best you can. Any kind of a ceremony will do in this country, for people never question the legality of the thing. I’ll post you as well as I can.”

Stiles then explained to him about how lie should proceed, and the old man thought, filially, he could worry through it. Ere long the couple appeared, followed by a crowd of the citizens of the Tiie candidates stood up before the old squire, who said; “Feller citizens, this ysr man and this yar woman have appeared before this -court to be hitched in the legal bands of wedlock. If any galoot in the mob knows of anything that ihout block the game es tuk to a higher court, let him now toot his bazoo, or else, keep his jaw to himself now and forever more. All in favor of proceedin’ as authorized by law say ‘l.’” Everybody said “I.” "“Contrary, ‘No.’ ” Nobody said “No.” “The motion is carried unanimously, an’ the court rules that thar hain’t nothin’ to prevent -trying the case.—tirip. your fins.” The candidates joined hands. “Amos Peabody, do you sol■emnly swa’ar tliet you’ll freeze to ’Mandy foreyer an’ ever? Thet ye’ll love ’er und pervide fer’er, an’treat ’er square an’ white, accordin’ to the rules and regulations sot down to govern sich cases in the laws o’ the United St*tes, so help you (r&d?”

“Yaas, Kir; I do sir,” ■' • -•' “That fixes your end o' the bargain. ’Mandy Thomas,do you solemnly swa’ar that ye’ll hang on to Amos for all cornin’ time; that ye’ll nuss him in sickness and be square to him in wellness; that ve’ll be to him a good, true, honest, up Aft’ up wife, under the penalty prescribed by the laws for the punishment of such offenses; do yon swa’r it, so help you Clod?” “I swa’ar I will.” “Then, by the power in me vested as ustice of the peace, in an’ fur this precinct, I pronounce you, Amos Peabody, husband, an’ you, ’Mandy Thomas, wife, an’ legalize ye to remain as such now an’ furovermore; and ye’ll stand committed till the fees an’ costs in the case be paid in full, an’ may God have mercy cfn your souls, and bless this union with his heftiest blessin’s,” The fees and costs were adjusted, and, after receiving the congratulations of the assembly, the newlv-made husband and wife departed for their cabin Up the creek.

AN HISTORIC EVENT.

Cincinnati’s Jubilee of One Hundred Days. The celebration of the one hundredth anniversary gs the settlement of the Northwest Territory, which is now in. progress in Cincinnati, and which is to continue one hundred days and nights,is one of the most important events of the present century. A dozen States are officially represented, the Government has furnished a magnificent collection of curios from Washington, D. C., and all _JLluiapranggiments of the" Exposition are on a broad and liberal plan. The Art Gallery, for instance, is the finest ever seen in this country; the intrinsic value of the paintings in the collection is estimated at one million dollars. The will be tTi'e most brilliant ever witnessed in the United States. The new buildings with the pertnanenOluslc TTaIT amT numerous annexes represent an area of forty-five acres under one continuous roof, and the space for exhibiting purposes aggregates - nearly a million square ioeU- dtedueed rates are given on all railroads, which will insure a monster attendance.

PUNISHMENT

Is Often Unjustly Administered to Children for Faults They Cannot Avoid.

•Youth’ii Companion. The chances are, young people, that in these days of “home rule” by the children you have suffered from having had too little parental discipline rather than from too great severity. Nevertheless, there are cases of misplaced seventy, and even wise and kind parents may sometimes make an error. Well does the writer remember the case of a parent who whipped his little daughter, attempting to overcome in this way her whimsical terror of the dark when left alone at night. The poor little maid sobbed herself to sleep that night. But the next evening, five minutes after she had been left alone with the, to her, fearful dark, her terror overcame her dread of punishment, and a pitiful little voice was heard at the head of the stairs: “0 napa, please come up here and whip me! I’tn so ’fraid of the dark.” This convinced the father that the child’s terror was more than a whim, and he deeply regretted his hasty punishment, which was never repeated. The following incident, related by a father, is of the same nature: “I shall never forget, though I have wished a thousand times that I could, how I punished little Mamie for continually pronouncing a word wrong—as I thought wilfully—after I had tried hard to make her say it correctly. She was quiet for a,few minutes after I had punished her, and then she looked up with a quivering Up and said: “Papa, you will have to whip me again. I can’t say it.” “You can imagine how I felt, and how I kept on remembering the look on her face and the tone of the sad little voice.”

The Age We Live In.

Omaha Wotld. American Citizen (fifty years ago)— Wagon’s broke down and ain’t worth mendin’. How long will it take you to build another? Wheelwright—Well, lemme see; ’bout six weeks, I guess. I "ain’t got much to do to-morrow; come around and we’li talk it over. a. d. 1888. American Citizen (rushingjn)—Got any locomotives in stock? Builder—Not one. “We must have another as quick as possible. How soon will it be done?” “In sixteen hours.”

A Costlv Error.

Springfield UnloD. Alfonse De Beriot—You say you are not superstitious, Miss Gushington, but would you dare to be married on Friday. Miss Gushington —What! next Friday? Why, dear Alfonse, you are so sudden and so unconventipnal. “You don’t quite understand me. I protest—l didn’t propose—” “That’s all rlght, Alfonse, you didn’t propose as they usually do, but I like it i‘ ÜB]t the* same. Yes, dear, it shall be Friday,” Alfonse swoons.

From the Ex-President of the New York State Senate.

State of New York, Senate Chamber, 1 Albany, March 11, 1886. (- I have nsed Allcock’s Porous Plasters in my family for the past five years and can truthfully say that they are a valuable remedy and effect great cures. I would not be without them. I have in several instances given some to friends suffering with weak and lame backs, and they have invariably afforded certain and Speedy relief. They cannot be too highly commended. Edmund L. Pittsl, The owners ot the gold mines at the Transvaal, South Africa, say that American machinery is the best.

This is the Niagara Falls Tour Which Is Bound to Please.

VIA THE COOL NORTHERN ROUTE. It leaves Indianapolis Tuesday, Aug. 14, via the “Old Reliable’’ C., H. & D., to Toledo, thence via Michigan Central to Detroit and through Canada to Niagara Falls, reaching there for breakfast Wednesday morning. Pullman Palace Sleepers, reclining chair cars and elegant eoaohes will run through without change. Wednesday will be spent at the falls. Thursday has bean set apart for .the Toronto side trips, which will be made by speoial train leaving Niagara Falls at 7:30 a. m., connecting at Niagara (twelves miles distant) with special steamer for a delightful ride of forty miles across Lake Ontario, arriving in Toronto for dinner and allowing five, hours for sight-seeing and shopping. Boat leaves on return trip at 4:45 p. m., supper on the hoat, reaching falls at Bp, jn. The excursion proper will leave the falls for the return trip at 9 p. m., Thursday, (but those desiring may remain until Friday night,) arriving in Toledo for breakfast Friday morning. From Toledo another 'delightful side trip is arranged. Steamer Chief-Justice Waite, leaving Toledo at 8:30 a. m., for Put-in-Bay Island, reaching there for dinner. Put-in-Bay is one of the loveliest resorts in America, finest of fishing, boating, bathing and other attcactions. Those who go to Put-in-Bay will have the limit of their tickets extended so as to enable them to spend Sunday at the island. It is impossible to give in this space all of the attractive fenures of this grand tour, but circulars cnotainlng full details will be mailed on application. Our patrons mav rest assured that every- promise will be faithfully carried out. Special hotel rates have been secured at the falls, Toronto and Put-in-Bay and the. excursion will he accompanied by W, H. Fisher, general agent, who will be pleased toanswer questions and look to the comfort of passengers. Bound trip to the falls only $5,00, wide trips, 31.00 each. W. H. Fishhr, Gen. Agt. Corner 111. St. and Ky. Ave., Indianapolis.

Trying to Keep Cool.

Time. „ ’ . Old Mrs. Bently—Jane, where did you you hang that new thermometer? Jane—Jist outside the winder, mum. Old Mrs. Bently—Well, gracious, Jane! Bring it into the sittin’-room at once an close the blinds. D’ye want to roast us to death? When fragile woman sighs, deploring The charms that quickly lade away,' What power, the bloom of health restoring, Oau cluck the progeas of d eayT The only aid that’s worth attention, , For pains and ills of such description, Thousands of women gladly mention- - ’Tls“Pierco> F-yoilte Prescription.” The price of this royal remedy, Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription, is but one dollar. Specific for all those chronic ailments and weaknesses peculiar to Women. The only medicine for such maladies, sold by druggists, under a positive guarantee from the manufacturers, that it will give satisfaction or money refunded. See guarantee on bottle wrapper. Large bottles si. Six for 555. -•Upright pianos are often played by downright bores.

Is This What Ails You?

Do you have dull, heavy headache, obstruction of the nasal passages, discharges falling from the head Into the throat, sometimes profuse, watery, and acrid, at others, thick, tenacious, mucous, purulent, bloody and putrid; eyes weak, watery and inflamed; ringing in the ears, deafness, hacking or coughing to clear the throat, expectoration of offensive matter, together with scabs from ulcers; voice changed and nasal twang; breath offensive; smell and taste impaired; is there a sensation of dizziness, with mental depression, a hacking cough and general debility? If you have all, or any considerable number of these symptoms, you are suffering from Nasal Catarrh. The more complicated your disease has become, the greater the number and diversity of symptoms Thousands of cases annually] without manifesting half of the above symptoms, result in consumption, and end in the grave. No disease is so common, more deceptive and dangerous, or less understood;* or more unsuccessfully treated by physicians. The manufacturers of Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy offer, in good faith, a reward of SSOO for a case of this disease which they cannot cure. The Remedy is sold by* druggists, at only 50 cents. ‘ Never try to get whipped cream by beating your cow.

Thief Arrested,

The news was received with the utmost satisfaction by the community that he had terrorized; hut the arrest of a disease that is stealing away a loved and valued life, is an achievement that should inspire heart-felt gratitude. Chilliness, cold extremities, depressed spirits, and extremely miserable sensations, with pale, wan,' features, are the results of disordered kidneys and liver. Arrest the case at once by taking Dr. Pierce’s Medical Discovery. It is a purely vegetable detective, that will ferret out and capture the most subtle lung or blood disorder. Druggists. Fills an aching void —The dentist.

In terested People.

Advertising a patent medicine in the peculiar way in which the proprietor of Kemp’s Balsam, for Coughs and Colds, does, it is indeed wonderful. He authorizes all druggists to give those who call for it a Sample bottle free, that they may try it before purchasing. The large bottles are 50c and sl. We certainly would advise a trial. It may save you from Consumption. Pair of suspenders—The Brooklyn bridge cables.

TOURISTS

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A Foolish Spite.

Chicago Timet. One of the queerest instances on Record of the deliberate wrecking of a great fortune is that of Ex-Senator, D. H. Armstrong, who has destroyed his ovjrn property. Armstrong, who has always been a conspicuous figure in Missouri politics, was at the time wheh his wife secured a divorce from him worth something more than $300,000. The Court ordered that alimony should be paid to the lady, and Armstrong threw away his property to resist paying her. The two parties were very bitter against each other, and seemed ready to go to any lengths. Armstrong would not pay his taxes, for instance, and let liis land £et tied up that wav. He fought to the ■ uttermost each payment to his wife, although he had no defence, and thus after some years of fruitless and costly litigation and suicidal management the old gentleman is practically a poor man. He has certainly thrown away more than $275,000 in ten years, and the most curious part of the affair is the fact that he regards his losses with as much complacency as though they were profits. He has had $275,000 worth of revenge,and that is more of that article than most men are able to buy.

A Political Town.

Omaha World. The Democrats talk of locating their national headquarters at Indianapolis. That would be a bold move—such as is sometimes described as carrying the war into Africa. Well, Indianapolis ■would be a good place for it- There is not much business there to be interfered with by the attention given to politics. As a matter of fact the Hoosiers no more than get through with one campaign than they have to begin to prepare for the next one.

When They Leave Us,

The exodus of our bodily tionble is doublv welcome if ihelr departure Is unaccompanied «y pain Jt is ihe fault of the best of commendable cathartics, which act solely upon the bowels, that in operating they gripe and weaken these organs. Hostetter’s Stotflach Bitters product a 1-xative effect, but neither cause pain nor weaken the abdominal regiou or the stomach. This is pre eminently the a’terallve which a constipated, bilious or dy-peptic person shonld Hie, smee a resort io it Involyea no bodily di-coml'irt nor produces a violent reaction. The liver is aroused, the stomach benefltted, and the habit of body speedily and permanently imp- oved by it. Fever and atue. rheumatism and kioney troubles are among the maladies lor which recorded experience has proved it Jto be • fficacious It is a wlio'eseoie appetizer] and a far more reliable tranquillizer of the n> fees than stomacu-dis lurbing narcotics and sedatives. The ! real estate men are gaining grounu slowly.

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A Perpetual Railroad Pass.

Philadelphia Time*; A perpetual railroad pass is a pretty rare thing to have, but a man living in Attlesborough, on the line of the Boston & Providence railroad, possesses one of (these passes. In 1836, when the Boston <& Providence was built, Mr. John C, Dodge conveyed to it a portion of hjs land in consideration that he and his family should ride free over the railroad as long as the land was used for railroad purposes. A grandson of Mr. Dodge lately claimed that he was entitled to the privilegs named under the deed, and that the word family meant “descendants” lof the grantor, The railroad company opposed the demand, but the Supreme Court oi Massachusetts decided that the railroad mpst carry free the descendants of Mr. Dodge for all time. s

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