Rensselaer Republican, Volume 20, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 July 1888 — Moving Rrpidly. [ARTICLE]

Moving Rrpidly.

Policeman (to citizen clinging to lamp post)—My friend, you will have to move on. .. Citizen —Move (hie) on! Gra-gracious, ofshur, I’m (hie) makin’ fifty milsh *n hour now.