Rensselaer Republican, Volume 20, Number 41, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 June 1888 — Minister of the interior—--victuals. [ARTICLE]

Minister of the interior—--victuals.

The Homliest Man in Town As well as the handsomest, as well as others, are invited to call on any druggist and get a free trial bottle of Kemp’s Balsam for the Throat and Lupgs, a remedy that is selling entirely upon its merits and is guaranteed to relieve all Chronic and" Acute Coughs, Asthma, Bronchitis and Consumption. Large bottles 50c and sl. Always carries off the palm—the hand. "ROUGH ON HATS.” for ram,' mice, bugs. 16c. “Rough on Catahbii.” Only absolute cure. 50c. “ROUGH ON CORNS.” Hard or soft corns. 15c. •ROUGH ON TOOTHACHE.” Instant relief. 15c. Wffl. HANSCOM, Oshkosh, Wls.. who was for seven years so afflicted with piles that he was unable to attend to business.ls entirely cured by the use Cole’* Carboliaalve. Price 25 and &ocents, at Druggists. Drawing the Line on a Widow. Indianapolis News. A story is tcld of a lodge in this city to this effect: One of its members died and the widow received the usual benefits. Then another member married the widow, and it was not long until he was gathered to his fathers. The usual benefits were paid in his case, and so they were when a third member married the widow and also sickened and died. By this time the benefit funds Jbegan to run low, and so it was ordered that if in the future any member of the lodge was found paying his addresses to the three-times widow with matrimonial intent charges should be preferred looking to his expulsion.

A Practical Woman’s Rights Man. Bmton Herald. ” Senator Hoar is a consistent sort of a woman’s rights man. He believes that no married man should be allowed to enlist in the United States army in time of peace aguinst the wishes of the man’s wife. Mr. Hoar has just introduced a bill into the Senate in accordance with this doctrine. It will make the complaisancy of the wives of the Nation a very essential element -of our country’s defense.