Rensselaer Republican, Volume 20, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 May 1888 — An Extravagant Suggestion. [ARTICLE]

An Extravagant Suggestion.

Deacon (to oyster da'er)—We are getting up a church festival for Wednesday night. What kind of oysters have you got? Oyster Dealer—Blue points and saddle rocks, tin Deacon—Well, I haidly know which to buy. Oyster Dealer—Why not take one ot each, tir?