Rensselaer Republican, Volume 20, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 May 1888 — The Witty Nobleman. [ARTICLE]

The Witty Nobleman.

Harper’s Magazine. • ! _ f An American girl rec?ntly had the honor ot meeting an Eoglish nobleman, Lord E , at an entartaiument in London. He opened the conversation by asking if she had heard the story about the man who wished to cross the river with his donkey, there being no bridge, and only a snail skiff as a means of getting over. The young lady adroitly avoided saying she did not know how the party managed to cross, whereupon Lord E—— condescended to try her on another tack. “Are you the head of an awse?” said he. “No,” replied Miss P . “Aire you the tail of an awse?” “Certainly not,” answered the lady, rather provoked. “Then,” said his lordship, “you’re no end of an awse.” The name of the best remedy that can be compounded from a thorough knowledge of strengthening and blood cleansing herbs is one quite easv remember. It is Dr. Guysitt’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. Do not be persuaded by your druggist to take anything of a different name. It is a safe cure lor impure blood and general weakness, a sure remover of aches and fains, and a true strengthener of the kidneys and liver. Try it.