Rensselaer Republican, Volume 20, Number 35, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 May 1888 — Humbug. [ARTICLE]

Humbug.

Barnum sail “The American People like to be humbugged.” Tnis may be true in the line of entertainment, but not where life is at stake. A man with consumption, or any lingering disease, looking Death in the ftee and decking to evade his awful grasp, does not like to be trifled with. Bo with confidence we place before our readers Nature’s great remedy, Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery, a sure relief for that long train of diseases resulting from impure blood, such as Consumption. Chronic Nasal Catarrh. Liver Conp'aint, Kidney Disorder, Dvspepsia. Sick Headache, Serofu'a and General Debilitv. Timetried and thoroughly tested, it stands without an equal! Any druggist “Hamlet” is a play for all time. It will never give up the ghost. “Not Bulk, but Business!” is the way a Western man put it in expressing to a friend his complete satisractionin the use of Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Purgative Pellets. So small and yet so effectual, they bid fair to snpp'ant entirely the old style pill. An overready remedy for Sick and Bilious Headache, Biliousness, Constipation and all Mood disorders. Mild m action, wonderful in effect! Put up in vials, convenient to cany. Their use attended with no discomfort! These sterling merits account for their great popularity. The paper-hanger ought to succeed. He’s stuck on the business. She scolds and frete, Sbe’s full of pete, She’s rarely kind and tender; The thorn of life Is a fietlul wife— I wonder what will mend her. Try Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription. Ten to one your wife is cross and fretful became she is sick and suffering, and cannot control her nervousness when things go wrong. Make a healthy woman of her and the chances are you will make a cheerful and pleasant one. “Favorite Prescription” is the only remedv for woman’s peculiar ailments, Sold by druggists under a pcsitive guarantee from the manufacturers, that it will give satisfaction in every case, or money wil* be refunded. See guarantee on bottle wrapper. Large bottles, 11. Six fcr $5. Many a man who tries to ride a hobby gats thrown finally.