Rensselaer Republican, Volume 20, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 April 1888 — “Us All." [ARTICLE]

“Us All."

The Judge. Tramp—Here’s a pie I stole off yer window, mum. I want to bring it back. Housekeeper—Well, I’m glad you’ve got some conscience. Tramp—Yes’m, I’m tough, but I don’t care to eat a'strange mince pie. So long as nineteen out of every twenty ladies look better in high h*fa than in low ones the theatrical critics will kick in vain. And, as a matter of fact, the view of the stage might as well be shut off in four fifths of the plays.