Rensselaer Republican, Volume 20, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 April 1888 — Horse Sense. [ARTICLE]

Horse Sense.

Omaha World. Race Horse—What a hum-drum life yon carriage horses lead. Why lam greeted by cheers wherever _.ly appear, and my pedigree has been printed in all the papers. Carriage Hone— Pooh! Any fool of a horse with long enough legs 'can run fast. My glory is notin my speed but in my brains. “Brains, eh?” I “Yen, I’ve been driven by a woman for five years, and haven’t let her run me into anything yet.”