Rensselaer Republican, Volume 20, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 March 1888 — Trying the Other Sort. [ARTICLE]

Trying the Other Sort.

Merchant Traveler. “Young man,” said the bank President to an applicant for employment, “do you smoke?” “Yep, sir.” “Chew?” “Yer, sir.” “Swear?” “Under adequate provocation.” “Play poker?” , “Yep, sir; quietly among friends.” “Drink?” f ‘Occasionally.” “Bet on horse-races?” “When I get a good tip.” The President scratched his head and looked thoughtful. After a pause, he said: “Young mar, you just turn in and try your hand at being cashier of this bank for a whiles” ——- Unfortunates who are seeking health should not be deceived by the many published certificates of cures from paid or imaginary persons. The best recommendatior pf a remedy is its good effect. A trial of Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla will prove it to be the best blood purifying and strength-giving medicine that weak, nervous and debilitated individuals can use. Insist on your druggist selling you this remedy. Take no substitute.