Rensselaer Republican, Volume 20, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 March 1888 — Page 7

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A TATTOOING CRAZE.

A Fad That, is Growing Among Peofple'Wbo Ought to Know Better. Professor 8. O’Reilly just now is illustrating the art of tattooing in a Bowery museum. His subject is a young woman who ia ambitions of posing as a museum “freak,” and to that end lays aside modesty and endures the pain incident to the pricking of a sheaf of fifty needles with which the Professor in* dellibly delineates birds, beasts, reptiles, heraldic devices and human figures in her sensitive skin. . The “Professor” is a historian ks far as his calling is concerned and likes to talk about it. “Of course it is popular,” he said. “The art was never so generally practiced since it was used to mark slaves. You’d be surprised at the number of peoole of tone and position in society who come to me to, be marked with designs and colors tnat will never be obliterated while they live. It need to be that sailors were the only people who coveted such branding. There was some reason and utility in it for them, as it often served to identify them when they perished in their perilous calling. Recently, however, they form but a small propertion of those who wish to come under the needle.

“ When the work ia artistically done men and women can thus qualify themselves 10 earn a very substantial and easy livlihood in the museums. I have tattooed twelve persons from head to foot, five of whom were females who are now exhibiting themselves at good salaries. The most successful of these is Mrs. Deßurgh, who is now exhibiting in London. She has a large picture on her back, done in colops, representing the ‘Lord’s Supper.’ body is completely covered" with 1,800 different designs. Her husband,) also, is covered from head to foot, and isjas picturesque as Captain Constantine, the tattooed Greek, who died a few years ago. The work, in his case, began when he was a Biitish soldier in Burmah, and was in progress for years. He met his wife while the last touches were being added to his picture gallery, and she was sairm ing under the first thrusts of the needles.

“Another distinguished example is a noted Canadian athlete. Nearly all his work was done at one session, lasting thirteen hours. I used fifty needles ia the bunch that marked him for life. It was simply a vagary on his part, as he had no purpose of exhibiting himself for a living. “There is no danger in the operation if properly done, and the pain may be greatly diminished. I use a mixture of hamamelis ana cocaine to moisten the ink and take sensation out of the parts lam operating upon. There ia no soreness,' and very little pain. It is not always safe, though. One operator in West Virginia was sentenced to two years’ imprisonment for injuries resulting to his subject from using saliva with which to moisten the ink. Persons tattooed by sailors have contracted diseases communicated by the use of saliva as an ink moistener.

“The majority of the tatooing of the present day is probably done in Africa, where different tribes have distinguishing marks pricked into their black skins. These badges are generally put on the face, neck or breast. A fish bone is used for a needle. The South Sea Islanders are almost universally tattooed. “Tattooing merely for the purpose of identification is much more extensively practiced now than there is any popular conception of. * “The majority of the people who come to me are of the middle class though very often I receive orders to go to private residences up town to do marking, especially on children. On one occasion I received an order to come to one of the big houses in Fifth avenue, and when I got there I bad to put distinguishing marks on a Bet of. triplets,all of whom were about % month old.* There was also a young miss of eighteen years, who, after work, came to me privately and requested me to prick fancy garters on her legs. I did so, and she was very proud of them. After that I received several orders of the same kind from yonDg ladies. The upper class are as a rule very good patrons of tattooing artists. It has grown to be the latest fad in dndedom. The favorite designs for them are their fair one’s pictures, and you can rely upon it they have to" pay handsomely for it. As far as tattooing is concerned, itrir growrhg mdre popular m this country every day."

Not Turned Out Well.

Philadelphia Times. A well-known old Philadelphia gossip was counting on her fingers the other day some of the fashionable people whose marnagjpa were the result of runaway matenfs, and in not a single instance had they tamed oat well.

What Was It? Bacon or Shakespeare.

The authorship oi the dramatic productions attributed to tht last of the above named is agitating literary circles to the very centre, but affects the practical masses far lasa than the momentous question, how to regain or preserve health, that essential of bodily and mental activity, business success and the “pursuit of happiness." We can throw far more light on this latter subject than the most profound Snakes pearian can on the question flm propounded. If the system is depleted, the nerves skaky;i( indigestion or constipation bothers one at times, or constantly; if the skin is yellow and tongue fnrred as in biliousness: if their are premonitory twiDgea of oncoming rheumatism or neuralgia; li the kidneys are inactive- -use Hostetter's Stomach Bitten, the finest r ecu pe rant of an age prolific in benefioial and successful remedies. Re. member, il malaria threatebs or afflicts, that it neutralises the poison and fortifies the system. A dark secret—A colored woman’s age.

THE FUNERAL MONTH OF MARCH.

An observant metropolitan harber says that he can tell one’s physical condition by the state of the hair! The Bible tells us that with his hair gone Samson lost his strength. The Romans considered baldness a serious affliction and Jalius Cae?ar was never quite satisfied with himself because his poll was bare. The face, however, is the open book and one can readily trace in its various expression, lines, changes and complexion the state of the system. The eye that is nnusualiy bright and yet has a pallid brightness, the f*o9 upon whose cheeks natnre paints a rose of singular beauty and flush, more marked in contrast with the alabaster appearance of the forehead and nose and lower part of the face, is one pf those whom the skilled physician will tell you rome day dread the funeral month of March, because it is then that consumption reaps its richest harvest. Consumption they tell us, is caused hy this, that and the other thing, by microbes in the air, by micro-organ-ismsin the blood, by deficient nutrition, by a thousand and one things, but whatever the cause, decay begins with a cough and the remedy that will efiectually stop the c*use of that cough cures the disease of the lungs. That is all there is of it. The cough is an evidence of a wasting. To stop it effectually, a remedy must be used that will search out the cause, remove that and then heal the lung,anddo away with the cough. This is the power, special to itself, possessed alone by Warner’s Log Cabin Cough and Consumption remedy. This is no new-fangled notion of narcotics and poisons, but an old fashioned preparation of balsams, roots and herbs, such as was usqd by our ancestors many years ago, the formula of which has been secured exclusively by the present manufacturers at great trouble and expense. It is not a mere cold dryer. It is a system searcher and upbuilder and a consumption expellant. Where others fail, it winß, because it gets at the constitutional cause and removes it from the system. J, W. Hensaw, of Greensboro, Pa., on Januarv 15, 1888, reported that “he had derived more real benefit for the length of time,from Warner’s Log Cabin Cough and Consumption remedy than be had for years from the best state physicians.” If yon have a cough, night sweats, “positive assurance in your own mind that vou, oh—you have no consumption,” and yet lose flesh, appetite, courage, as your lungs waste away, you may know that soon the funeral month of March will claim you. unless promptly and faithfully you use the articlenamed. If other remedies have failed trv this one thoroughly. If others are offered, insist the more on trying this umqualed preparation. Some parsons are prone to consumption and they Bhould never allow the disease to become seated.

A Young Nimrod Heard From.

Dallas (Ttx.) News. Mayor Conner yesterday received the following missive from an ambitious Michigan boy, who evidently intended it for the Mayor of Dallas, Ore;; Midland, Mich , February 21. Mayor of Dallas: Dear Sir— l thought I would write a few lines to let you kdow that I would be pleased if you would be kind enough to see if yon could get a job as guide or trapper around there for me. lam a pretty good shot, and trapper, too. I have always loved the dear “Old Forest,” for it’s very dangerous. Out West I should think it wonld be better yet. I was born in Ohio, but now live in Michigan. I am nsad to hunting deer and bear, am 4 feet 7 inches high, chunky, a good rnnner, light hair, bine eyes, dark complexion strong muscles and good features. Please try and get me a job if you can. I am a good rider and my age 14 years. If you can get me a job I will come next May or June. I guess I can lasso a buffalo. lam worth SIOO and will come down on foot instead of train. My parents are no good and they use me too rough. I heard that Fort Worth was the best place for will game, but the Indians were still iu ihat locility. I would make a good “cowboy." Mayor Connor advised the boy to give up the notion and requested that he send him his photograph.

It Looks Favorable.

Binghamton Republican. il, Bmith—l see yon are keeping company with Miss Jones yet? Brown—Yes. “Does it mehn business?” Can’t tell. I wouldn’t be surprised, though, if I received a proposal soon.

Proof Positive.

Tid-Bits. Cora—Elsie Smythe is crazy. Ln—Really? Since when? Cora—Yesterday. Bne prononcee her name Smith. Lu—Poor thing!

on CURES Cuts, Swellings, Rruiscs, Sprains, Galls. Strains, Lameness, Stiffness, Cracked Heels, Scratches. Contractions,Flesh Wounds, Strlnglialt, Sore Throat, Distemper. Colic, Whitlow, Poll Evtl, Fistula, Tumors, Splints, Ring* bones aiul Spavin in Its early stages. Apply St. Jacobs Oil 111 accordance with the directions with each bottle* Invaluable for the Use of Horsemen. Cattlemen, Stableinen, Turfmen, ltanclimen. Stockmen, Drovers, Farmers. FOR FINE HERDS, CHOICE STOCK. Common Herds. Sold Ay Drvyginta and IKa>ert Evtryiehcrt. THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Bailors. Ud.

DISGUISED AS A TRAMP.

A Wealthy Californian's Peculiar Visit to His Faithless Lady Love. Atlanta, Ga., special to tao -Globe-Democrat. One day last week a tramp, about 50 years of age, called at the residence of one of the most prominent citizens of this county, and while eating the meal which the lady prepared for him, asked her several questions which aroused her curiosity greatly./, At laflt, overcome by emotion, she asked him: “Are you Henry Miller?” ■ The old man looked at her a moment, and replied: “We had better leave our knowledge of eactfother where it is.” In Hampton, where the tramp changed his attire for one becoming a man in prosperity, he told the story of his life. He was the son of the late Jndge Miller, whose recent death was announced. He entered the Confederate army at the age pf 18. Before leaving, however, he had a final meeting with Elaine Marstep, the daughter of a neighbor, and they vowed unceasing fealty for each other. When the war closed Honry received information that his lady-love had proven faithless and married another. Henry, therefore, went West and sought to forget his past. He met with success, butiiaally felt alonging to revisit the old scenes, especially as he had heard that Elaine was a widow. To test her he decided to appear as a tramp and see what kind of reception he would receive. The discovery during his conversation with her, however, that her husband was still living, disarranged the object of his visit, and heiice his abrupt departure. .He has returned to his home in California, and says he will never return to Georgia.

Trying the Other Sort.

Merchant Traveler. “Young man,” said the bank President to an applicant for employment, “do you smoke?” “Yep, sir.” “Chew?” “Yer, sir.” “Swear?” “Under adequate provocation.” “Play poker?” , “Yep, sir; quietly among friends.” “Drink?” f ‘Occasionally.” “Bet on horse-races?” “When I get a good tip.” The President scratched his head and looked thoughtful. After a pause, he said: “Young mar, you just turn in and try your hand at being cashier of this bank for a whiles” ——- Unfortunates who are seeking health should not be deceived by the many published certificates of cures from paid or imaginary persons. The best recommendatior pf a remedy is its good effect. A trial of Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla will prove it to be the best blood purifying and strength-giving medicine that weak, nervous and debilitated individuals can use. Insist on your druggist selling you this remedy. Take no substitute.

Anxious Fears.

“I feel so tired every night, John,” said a farmer’s wife as she took up her darning after the day’s work was done. ‘ My bones ache, and I have fits of dizz’ness and no appetite; and I’m worried, too, about the heifer, John. When I was feeding the atock to-night she acted strangely and refused to eat. I’m afraid she’s going to die." “Yep,” said John, with an anxious look upon his face. “I’m worried about that heifer myself.”

SPRING DEBILITY.

The Best Spring Medicine Ever Discovered. . , , Every one needs a Spring tonic—a remedy which will strengthen and invigorate the system and tone up the action of all the organs. The Bpring is the time above all others for the sick to get well; it is the time for the comparatively well to keep in good health by the m»e of a judiciously selected Spring medicine. With the advent of Bpring comes malaria. nervousness and debility. A weak and tired feeling, if neglected, always results in nervous and physical exhaustion. Care these diseases, or guard against them by the use of Dr. Greene’s Nervura Nerve Tonic, which is the greatest and bestof all Spring medicines. This wonderful remedy is recommended by physicians, druggists and the people everywhere as being the most marvellows in its effect of any known medicine. -If you are uervoos, irritable, depressed and cannht sleep nights, ÜBe this remedy by all means, and yonr nerves will becomestrong and steady, and yonr sleep calm > n.atural and—refreshing. If you wake tired morningß, with dull head, bad taste in the mouth, no appetite for breakfast.and feel weak, languid and exhausted, this remarkable remedy will clear your head, give you an appetite and restore your strength, vigor and energies. If you have dyspepsia, indigestion. biliousness, constipation,kidney complaint, pain and weakness in thh back, this remedy will give you sure relief and cure, it# a perfect specific for nervous debility, neuralgia, nervous or sick headache, heart disease, palpitation, paralysis, numbness,trembling and all nervous diseases. Use this remedy and yon will never regret it. It is pnrely vegetable, and its wonderful effects afford a safe, sure and positive cure. Do not be persuaded to take anything else, for this remedy has no equal. It is the greatest medical discovery of the age. All druggists keep it. Price $1 per bottle. II your druggist does not have it, he will get it for von. Its discoverer,Dr. Greene, 35 West ftth street, New York, the great specialist in curing nervous and chronic diseases,can be consnlted free.personallv or by letter. •‘ROUGH ON BATS.” tor mu, mlee, bugs. 18c. “Roush on Catarrh." Only tbtnlnte cure. 80c. “ROUGH ON 00RN8 ” H*rd or soft corns. ISc. •ROUGH ON TOOTHACHE." iMttart retjef.; 13c.

I Cwffin dote si >4l ' Rood’s V-'vd

Hood’s Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggist*. >l;slx for |t>. Prepared only by C. 1. HOOD A CO.. Apothecaries, Lowell,Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar

The man wlio has llivi-suxt Worn three MM We olli r the man who want* service to Arc dollar!, m a Itubtx-r Coat, and MM (not atyle) a garmont that will keif at his tint half hotfr’s experience in amm mm mmm him dry In the hardeat storm. It b a storm finds to his sorrow that It la L, I called TOWER'S FISH BRAND hardly a better protection than a mos- II fl *' SLICKER,” a name familiar toeittf qulto netting, not only ftels chagrined m m ■ Cow-boy all over the land. With (tao at being so badly taken In, but alao ■ BMBBB B the only perfect Wind and WaterpMP feels if he does not look exactly like kj fti IMfl Coat Is ** To wer’s Fish Brand Slicker? tor the “FISH BUaSD” SuqKKR I fl 118 IMI and take no other. Ifycur storek-enc i tea lint hnvethensn iikand, se-d for descriptive catalogue. A..T Towkr, 20 Sl-nr.inn- Sr., Its-ion. Jl-

The Return of the Vanquished.

Tid-Bits. Cincinnati Sport—Hello, Ragsby! Understand you went into that last New York walking match. Bagrby—Yes. Sport—What record did you puli? Bagsby—Eight hundred an’ twenty miles. Twenty miles on the track, an’ eight hundred ’tween New York an’ home. .

GREAT EXCITEMENT.

At the Valley City Mills, Which the Foreman Explains as Follow: Dear Friend:—Yours of the 26th instant was received, and I beg pardon for not answering it Booner. The fact is, I am working day and night, have not been, as well in fifteen years. That trouble with my stomach and the rheumatism which nearly killed me has been entirely cured by Hibbard’s Rheumatic Syrup and Plasters. Mother is now taking it and thinks there is no medicine in the world equal to it. A. W. Thompson, Valiev City Mills, Gr nd Rapids, Mich. Dac. 29, 1887. Holy smoke—lncense. ,

The Ladies’ Favorite.

The newest fashion in ladies’ bats will doubtless cause a flutter of pleasurable excitement among the fair sex. Ladies are always susceptible to the changes of a fashion pdate; and the more startling the departure, the more earnest the gossip over the new mode. Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription is a positive cure for the ills which sfflict females and make their lives miserable. This sovereign panacea can be relied on in cases of displacements and all functional derangements. It bnilds up the poor,haggard and dragzed-out victim, and gives her renewed hope and a fresh lease of life. It is the only medicine for woman’s peculiar weaknesses and ailments sold by drnggiste, under a positive guarantee from the manufacturers, that it will gives atisfaction in every case, or money refnnded. Read printed guarantee on bottle wrapper. An innovation—A hotel serenade.

The Cutest Little Things.

“Cute”! he echoed. “Well, I don’t know as the adjective wonld have occurred to me in just that connection. Bat if yon mean that they do their work thoroughly, yet make no fuss about it; cause no pain or weakness; and, in short, are everything that a pill onght to be, and nothing that it onght not, then I agree that Pierce’s Pleasant Purgative Pellets are about the entest little things going! Mild, soothing, and healing is Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. Tid Bits: Strange that breaking both wings of an army is the surest thing to make it fly.

A Sensible Man

Would use Kemp’s Balsam for the Throat and Lungs. It is curing more cases of Conghs, Colds. Asthma. Bronchitis, Croup, and all Throat and Lang Troubles, than any other medicine. The proprietors has authorized any druggist to give yon a Simple Bottle free to,convince yon of the merit of this great remedy. Large bottles, 50 cents and fl. .An opiate—a sermon. LOOK YOUNG, prevent tendency to wrinkdes or ageing of the gktn by using Lead belle Oil. Preserves a youthful, plump, fresh condition of the feature*. A transparent, alabaster skin. SI.OO. Druggists or exp. E. S. Wells, Jersey City. N. J, Con»gmp,L»p.Snr«ax -Car»d* To The Editor:—Please- inform your readers that I have a positive remedy for the abovenamed disease. By its timely use thousands of hopel&s cases have been permanently cured. I shall be glad to B°nd two bottles oi my remedy yBEB t > any of yonr reader* who have consump tion if they will send me their Ex-re and P. 0. addresses. Respectfully, T. A. BLOCUM. M. C„ 181 Pearl 9t„ N. Y A fnß hand—A drankan employe. ROUGH ON PILES. Quick, oomplete cure. 5Ce BUCHU-PAIBA. Great Kidney Remedy. sl. WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER for weak men. WELLS'HAIR BALSA If. If gray, gradually restores color elegant tonic dressing. 80c. ROUGH ON ITCH" Ointment qnres Skin Humors, Pimples, Flesh Worms, Ring, Worms, Tet ter, Salt Rheum, Frostod Feet. Chilblains; Itch, Ivy Poi«on. Barber’s Itch, Staid Head, Eczema. 50c. Druggists or mal! K. 8 Wells, Jersey City. N. J, 2

Catarrh Cured.

A clergyman, after years of suflering from that loathsome diseaie. Catarrh, and vainly trying every known remedy, at last found a prescription which completely enred and saved him from death. Ahk sufferer from this dreadful disease sending a self addressed stamped envelope to Prof. J. A. Lawrence, 212 East 9;h street, New York will receive the receipt free of charge. irafflicted with Sote Eye*, use Dr, Isaac Thompson'* Eye Waier, Druggists sells it. zSc.

10 0 Doses Tbii i - /One line only but Is orlgl a m nal ami true only ol H M I I #jjS W 0 Hood’s Sarsaparilla ■ lUb I which li the very beat spring medicine and Mood, purifier. Now,trader,prove It. Take a bottle home and measure lu contents. You will find If to hold 100 te&spoonf nla. Now read the you will find that the average dote for persona of different ages U less than a teaspoonlm. Thus the evidence of the peculiar strength and economy ot Hood’s Sarsaparilla Is conclusive and unanswerable. ♦Feeling languid and dizzy, having no appetite and no ambition to work, I took Hood’a Saraapa rills, with the beat results. As a healthy in vigor ator and for general debility I" think it superior toanythlDg else.” A. A. Rikeb, Utica, N. Y. * “My wife and myself were both generally ran down. Hood’s Sarsaparilla brought ns out of that tired feeling, and made us icel lice young people again, It has done more for us than all other medicines together.” Richabd HaWKuurarr, Amnyville, Long Island, N Y. Hood’s Sarsaparilla —•- ~ Sold by all druggist .91; six for 9i. Prepared only by C. 1. HOOD <fe CO., A.pOihacarlea,Lowell. Maes. 100 Dos 69 One Dollar

Children Cry for Pitcher’s Castoria. When Baby was Blck, we gave her Castoria, When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, When she became Mbs, she clung to Castoria, When she had Children, she gave them Castoria. Dr. 8. Owens, of the firm of 8. Owens A Co., druggists, Ashland, Pa., writing Sept, f/m 16, 1887,says: “Plso’s Care for Consump- MM tton gives more satis&ctlon than any f/ff/m other Cough medicine. I prescribe It f////m In my practice In all cases of Long /JJ/f/fm and Bronchial trouble.’’ /Muffjm Piso’s C||jjj “ypeOrTs / I TTV Fob Every Porpose / I lSasold on trial. JgAJ&I 167 A 169 LAKE ST. CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-

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