Rensselaer Republican, Volume 20, Number 25, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 February 1888 — Page 3 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

<Hhose -Aches down your jimbs Mean* RHEUMATISM. NEURALGIA • OR KINDRED ILLS ■ ffif IJHT Hi® Whither Are We Drifting? Young Husband (year 1900)—Well, did you succeed in getting a girl? Young Wife—Yes, I secured one finally, but oh, John, at such a cost. “What were the the terms?” “She is to receive SSO a week , if she doesn’t like you, but if she likes you I’m to get a divorce and let her have you.” ____________ To the Master Mechanics of Indiana I have been afflicted with rheumatism foi years. Last August became so bad that I was past doing any kind of work. I bad doctored and tried many different treatments, receiving but little benefit. Q. J. Noblitt.of the Crescent Drug Store, Columbus, Ind., advised me to try Hibbard’s Rheumatic Syrup, which I did, and it entirely cured me. I want to say to my friends, that I believe it to be the best medicine ever put up, both for rheumatism and as a blood purifier. S. Govld, Mechanic. Columbus, Ind., Nov. 14, 1887.

A Missouri Postmaster. ChieagoMail. A letter from Versailles, Mo., received at the Mail office yesterday, announces that the postoffice of that thriving burg is decorated with a placard bearing this strange device: Stamps &2 cents Stamps 1icked................ ......................BR3 cents Stamps licked aad stuck 1 cents