Rensselaer Republican, Volume 20, Number 22, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 February 1888 — Calming the Wave. [ARTICLE]

Calming the Wave.

Hatper’h Weekly. , “Phwat in the name o’ common-sinse air yeg doin’ wid de kirosane, Dinnib?” “An’ didn’t ye j Ist read that ile poored an the waves wud oalum them?” “I did that-” “Phwell. Oim tryin’ the ixneriment an the cowld wan phate furninst us. Coal combinations may flourish, but in the natural order of thing# i«e pools are impossible. The American Bagel comes nearder livin' on wind than any bard that ever hatched an air.