Rensselaer Republican, Volume 20, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 December 1887 — Fight Shy of Miss Gush. [ARTICLE]

Fight Shy of Miss Gush.

BoeUn Trensraipt. My son, I would Lave you ever brave aud bold, never timid and cowardly;.but when a gushing «reature in the bloom of youth and a fetching uostume gazes into your eyes, with a dreamy look in hers, and ask you if it is really true that young gentlemen do sit up half the night with the young ladies to whom they are attentive, and if there is any foundation for those funny things the papers say about turning down the gas, and all that sort o’ things, yon know, then, mv eon, is the time for you to set vottr sacs away ward from that voune woman and and go thence ward w ith all the speed that yon have on hand.