Rensselaer Republican, Volume 20, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 December 1887 — Alarming Contortions. [ARTICLE]

Alarming Contortions.

Passenger (on street car alarmed)— If adam, do yon feel a fit coming on? Madam (haughtily)—No, sir; I am trying to find my Docket.