Rensselaer Republican, Volume 20, Number 14, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 December 1887 — He Wanted To Be Sure. [ARTICLE]

He Wanted To Be Sure.

Texas Siftings. Mrs. Col. Percy Yerger (leaning from her chamber window at mid night asks in a low and trembling voice)—“is that you, Percy?” Col. Yerger (who has a of finding his residence with great difficulty at night,’ when under the influence of the rosy, and has several times been arrested as a burglar, and kieked oni frequently on entering the wrong house) —“ ’fore I ansher the qneehon I’d like to know if that’s yon, Sharahf” “Why, certainly, Percy, it is I,” “Is this the comer of Aos’in avenue and (hie) ’ory sthreetf” “Why, of course it is, Peroy,” “Then of conrsh it’s me.” (Indignantly and swaying np against the fence)—“What yer ask fool questions foi? Don’t you know your own (hie) husband? Come dewn and lemme in.”

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