Rensselaer Republican, Volume 20, Number 14, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 December 1887 — Page 3

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THE WINTER CLOAK.

A Stately Sort of Garment Which Commands, the Respect of Women. The winter cloak stands upon its dignity. It is a stately sort of garment to which low bows are in order, and in whose presence a nice regard for the proprieties of life, a punctilious decorum, suggests itself as the only behavior allowable. It is a long cloak, covering the figure f.om head to foot; it Is a costly cloak, never dropping in price below the hundreds; it is an awe-in-spiring Cloak, with its air of warmth, bnd luxury, and carriage cushions, and full pocket-books. The city is prosperous and everything goes well when Buch a cloak is not the occasional, bat the constant apparition. The winter cloak is- a rich, almost a rtgal, silk plush, that avoids, as if it were contamination, the- look of seal plush. It is black, it fits the figure behind with long, simple draperies, adjusted over the busle. It is, perhaps, halffitting, perhaps loose in front, and it has a broad edge of long bear’s fur compassing it everywhere about. % It doesn’t condescend to let on beads. It’s hobby, its one delight is braid. Sometimes it has a network cf intricatewoven Bilken cords laid over it, stimulating the short wrap whose place the cloak has usurped. Sometimes it has a cape or a visite form upon its shoulders concocted of this same rich delicately silk braid. Sometimes it contents itself simply with a braided vest, and nearly always it has panel draperies of elaborately wrought braid work. The cloak in fact aspires to be a lavishly rich outer gown of plush for street or carriage with gown shape, gown draperies, sown pane) trimmings, and to complete the illusion a semblage of a couquettish short wrap adjusted above all.

Inhabitants of Mars.

The recent improvement in the tele* scopes has enabled astronomers to learn a great deal that is new about oar neighboring planets. It is now asserted positively by iig. Schiaparelli, of Milan who has the finest instrument in the world, that Mars is inhabited by a people somewhat like ourselves. Under the clear Italian Bkies he has made the wonderful discovery of a series of canals in the planet Mars. They are nearly a hundred miles wide, and rnn from the seacoast to the interior. It was in 1879 that he first noticed this phenomenon, and then again in 1882 he was surprised to find that the canals had been lengthened farther into the interior of the land. He made also his observations when Mars was at a point in the ecliptical course nearest to the earth. Many of the canals rnn parallel, while others diverge at right angles from each other, show that nature could not have followed such precise methods. It is A well-known fact that Mars, in contrariety to the earth, has far more land than water, arid thesa canals running tn tho interior of the continent mnst be useful water routes to the inhabitants of that far-off sphere. Sig. bchiaparelli is acknowledged to have the best and most practiced eye of any living since he has announced his discoveries others have seen the same phenomena. The geography of Mars is better known than that of our own polar regions. It is known positively that Mare has snow and rain, while there are indubitable .evidences of animal lile. It would be intersting to know who these strange beings of onr nearest planet are, and the question may be solved some day.

She Didn't Want It.

Detroit Free Frew. “Madam,” he began as the door opened, “I am selling a new book on ‘Briquette and Deportment.’ ” ~~ “0, you are!” she responded. Go down there on the grass ahd clean the mud off your feet.” . " “Yes’m. As I was saying, ma’am, I am sell —” “Take off your hat! Never address a strange lady at her door without removing your hat.” “Yes’m. Now, then, as I wa* saying “Take yonr hands out of your pockets! No gentleman over o&rries his hands there.” “Yes'm. Now, ma’am, this work on Eti-” “Throw out your cud. If a gentleman usee tobacco he is careful not to disgust others by the habit.” “Yos’m. Now, ma’am, in calling your attentioa to this valuable—'” “Wait! Put that dirty handkerchief out of sight, and use less grease on your hair. Now you look flalf way decent. You have a book on ‘Etiquette and Deportment?’ Very well. I don’t want it. Jam only the hired girl. You can come in, however, and talk with the lady of the house. She called me a liar this morniDg, and I think she needs something of the kind.” Then the Toong Doctor Had * Fit. St Pant Globe. Young Doctor—You say you have a pain in yonr side. Patient—Yes. “How long have yon been troubled with it?” •» “Since last sight. I was walking down town about nine o’clock; all of a sadden I felt a ranking nensation on—” “Epilepsy!” “And then all was dark, .1 ha—” i “Epilepsy, sure; go on!” “I had stepped into a coal hole.”

PEOPLE WEREAD ABOUT.

A story is told of the late Rev. William Drury, voar pi Braddan, Isle of Man, to the effect that he was once on the rocks with a picnic party, when a sea bird, known as a “diver,” was seen on the water some little distance from the shore. The vicar, who was then about 80 years of age, said: “Watch me catch that bird,” and in a moment, withont taking off any of his clothes, he rushed to the edge of the rocks nnd made a quick dive into the water. The bird dived too, bat the vicar caught it under the water and brought it ashore alive to the party. * President Bliot,of Harvard University, who has just returned from a trip throngh Europe, says that English is rapidly spreading over the continent as the universal language. He traveled through Spain, Northern Africa, Greece and Aadtria, as well as through many more commonly visited countries, and he found that he conld travel comfortably through all of these countries with no language bat English. Howard Potter has a large family, one of whish is James Brown Potter, his grandfather’s namesake and favorite. He was educated as an architect, and was pursuing that profession, when, some ten years ago, he met the New Orleans belle, Cora Urquhart, whose mother was a Slocomb, one of the best families in the South, and whose father was David Vrquhart. George Seaverns, of Chicago, is worth $8,000,000 and the bmlk of it was made in “cleaning” wheat This process is not allowed in the “regular” elevators, and Seaverns has asked to have the one that he owns taken out of the list of the “regular” and returned to ths category of “private” elevators. A dispatch from Bnda Pasth to the Frankfurter Beitung says that Baron Hirsch has decided to distribute 100,000,000 francs among all the existing European Jewish charity institutions. His private secretary has started for Bussia to begin the distribution there.

Miss Sarah Burr has left about $90,000 to the Mount Sinai Hospital and -the Hebrew Orphan Asylum in New York. It is unusual for Christians to take bequests to Jewish institutions, and the Jewish Messenger advocates a memorial to Miss Burr’s memory. Mrs. Fred Grant, along with her sister, Mrs. Potter Palmer, was educated at Georgetown Convent. The two girls, were beautiful, were vast favorites with the accomplished Sisters, and the affections then formed have never been broken. Gen. F. J. Marshall, the first Governor elected by the people of Kansas, now resides in Denver and is interested Tn'mfnlng'enterpniei. ~TBe"is~”a mi(l3Tesiced gentleman, a little stout, with sharp eyes and prominent features. % ■ - Henry Watterson declares that “the girl who does not expect some time or other to get a husband and nurse a baby ought to be thrown in her infancy into the nearest hog pond.” Mathias Splidog, a risk Indian railway bnilderbe gan life on fifty centep and borrowed ax and went to work cutting wood for steamboats at twenty-five cents a cord. The Duke of Argyll’s latest hobby on his Scoth estates is the American starling. Inverary is said to literally swarm with species of this plucky, hardy warbler. ~ A correspondent writes that the She-! press of Bracil used to be a plain, com-mon-place little woman, but that now she has a really heavenly conntenanae.

A Shrewd Advertiser.

Arksnaww Hrsvsker. “My etarel” exclaimed a mas, shaving some one who stood near him, “you have trod on my corn.” The fellow snatched oat a box as ointment and replied: “I can relieve you, sir, in a few minutes. Only ten cents. Indorsed by the medical fraternity everywhere. There is no use insuffering, One box? Thank you,” he added, as he put the money into his pocket “It was an accident, you found him.” some one remarked to the salve dealer. “Oh, no, it wasn’t If you ask a man if he’s got corns, he doesn’t want to talk to yon; but when you find out that he’s got ’em, the chances of selling him medicine are good. I advertise my medicine by going into crowds and slyly feeling for corns. Yonder stands a fat fellow. When the erowd gets thicker I’ll go over and tap his hoof. Ob, yes, it may be painful, but, my dear eir, carried on regardless of sentiment

“Go to Work."

Pittsburg Chronicle. There is a demand in some quarters that the President’s forthcoming message be short. How would this suit the abbreviators? “Senators and gentlemen: Having read the newspapers you know wbat the country needs. Go to work.—G. 0.” i t• -' ■ - Can yoa aford to mffer when Hall's Oatowh wfitmusyra. 7 «mte a b+ttto.

IS MAN A BAROMETER.

Why is It That Certain Winds Always Make Rheumatics Cringe With Pain? Eighty-six per sent, of the signal service weather predictions are accurate! The only indication our fathers had for foretelling weather were aching limbs, twinging joints ami painful corns! These, though crude, were usually correct. The body is unquestionably an excellent barometer, and physicians often prescribe a change of air, so that the system may find an agreeable atmospheric condition. Weather changes indicate themseves by pains called rhenmatism. Wfiy bad weather should cause such pains Is a mystery 1 Does the pain really lie dormant in the blood, to be madeactive only when the wind blows from some unfavorabl e quarter? Last week a prominent man left town on a business trip. Two days later he, who had always been apparently strong and well, was sent home a corpse—- “ Rheumatism of the heart!” Rheumatism is like the Indian in ambush, Bure to kill you if not killed by you. It is to patient and physician one of the most vexations of diseases. At first many thought it to be a trouble of the joints, but all outward applications left the cause unbenefitted. Then, making like pains in the muscles, it was thought to be a mnscular disease; but the same unsatisfactory results followed external treatment. Now, however, it is universally acknowledged that rheumatism is “a fiery condition of the blood caused by the presence of uric acid in the systeml” Everybody dreads rheumatism. It is very prevalent at this changing time of the year. It was formerly seldom known except among those who worked much out of doors. Now it invades the hut, the palace, the executive mansion, theßenate chamber and throne room; all sorts and conditions and races of men and women it attacks at all times, and all fear itl Mrs. Swiit (wife of Dr. Lewis Swift, the famous comet finder of Rochester, N. T.) was one of its renent victims; and how very common it is among ladies. She suffered great anguish and feaif Why does the acid remain in the system? The kidneys being diseased aannot remove the acid as in health, hence the system is poisoned hv its presence, and rheumatic pains, stiff joints, tendons and muscles are the results. There is but one scientific treatment, to regulate the kidneys by Warner’s safe cure, and to “put out the fire in the blood” by Warner's safe rheumatic cure. These world renowned remedies, taken by bottles in alteration, as they should be, neutralsze the uric acid already in the blood, and prevent further accumulation. Mrs. Dr. Swift nsad these remedies with great success, in alteration, and was completelv restored to health. We understand that the proprietors guarantee them with the strongest assurances, but this were scarcely necessary, for is not their praise in everybody’s mouth? We canuot prevent the ill wind blowing, but we can get the better of it by so fortifying the system that we can ignore it whdn it is doing the worst to “give us a pain.”

Alt .ether Too Willing.

New York Epoch. —Wife—* boxr came to*ttay; John 7 ~gd ir dressed to you. Husband—Did yon open it? Wife—No. Husband—Well, I wish yon had. It may be one of these dinged infernal machines. •reat Excitement Among Bmplojreit of the Niekle Plate Buiiroad— Hand actor Banbnrn’s Report. Fobt Watnh, I*»., June I, 1887. Messrs. DreiervA Bro., Druggists: Gentlemen—l have used Hibbard’s Rheumatic Syrup and Plasters with good effect. It is fast curing me, although I have been a long sufferer and my business causes me to be exposed to all kind* oi weather. A. H. Rahbvrn, 81 West Superior St. Conductor N. Y. C. & St. L. R. R. Jail-birds are of the same stripe.

The Leading IWturM

of the Youth’s Companion Aunouce mentfor 1888 just published are its six illustrated. Serial Stories,by Townbridge, Stephens, and others, its two hundred Short Stories and Tales of Adventure,its articles by eminent writers, including the Right Hon. Wm. E. Gladstone, Professor Tyndall, Gen. Lord Wolseley, Louisa M. Alcott, Gen. George Crook, and one hundred other popular authors. The Companion has two Million Readers a week. Every family should take it. By sending yonr subscription now, with $1.75, you will receive it free to Jan. 1,1888, and a full year’s subscription from that date. You can smell some men’s “smiles” even when you can’t see them. The vonng blood have learned that they can reraovb the effects of a big racket with Moxie. A widow is success'oily managing a thousand-acre farm near Walla Walla, W, T.

Catarrh OuredJ

A clergyman, after years of suffering from that loathsome disease, Catarrh, and vainly trying every known remedy, at last found a prescription which completely cured and saved him from death. Any sufferer from this dreadful disease sending a self addressed stamped envel ope to Prof. J. A Lawrence, 212 East 9th St.., New York, will receive, the .re cipe free-of charge. ; late Hon. E. B. Washburne, is said to be a live young business man, with some taste for politics.

ITCHINU FILE-.

Symptoms— Moisture: intense itching and sting tng: most at night: worse by scratching. If allowed roeeutinue tumors form, whic > often bleed and ulcerate, becoming ve*v sore. Swavnb's Oihtmrkt stops ttie Itching and bleeding, beats nice ration, and in canv cases remove* tV tumors It is equally efficacious in euring all Skin Diseases. DR. SWAYNE & SON, Proprietors. Philadelphia. Swaynb’s Oihtmkst can be obtained of druggist*. Sent by mail for M centa —Pino's Remedy forOstarrh is agreeabieto uat It la not a liquid or a snuff. 80 centa If aotetad with Sore ICyes.uM Dr. lua* Tho - - wr'' Fra W*t*r. Dtwggiso.-stilt Sc

He Wanted To Be Sure.

Texas Siftings. Mrs. Col. Percy Yerger (leaning from her chamber window at mid night asks in a low and trembling voice)—“is that you, Percy?” Col. Yerger (who has a of finding his residence with great difficulty at night,’ when under the influence of the rosy, and has several times been arrested as a burglar, and kieked oni frequently on entering the wrong house) —“ ’fore I ansher the qneehon I’d like to know if that’s yon, Sharahf” “Why, certainly, Percy, it is I,” “Is this the comer of Aos’in avenue and (hie) ’ory sthreetf” “Why, of course it is, Peroy,” “Then of conrsh it’s me.” (Indignantly and swaying np against the fence)—“What yer ask fool questions foi? Don’t you know your own (hie) husband? Come dewn and lemme in.”

An Interesting Report hom Liberty Texas. Col. E. 8. Walker, West Lebanon, Ind.: Dear Sir.—Hibbard’s Rhenmatic Syrup and Plaeters have done more for me than any other medicine that I have overtaken for rheumatism. It is also the greatest remedy for impure blood, and for a dyspeptic or a constipated person,it seems to have no equal. 1 have tried to get it here, bnt failed. Yon will please send me half a dozen Syrnp and same of Hibbard’s Rhenmatic Plasters, to my address here. Respectfully, G. B. Harmson, * Liberty, Texas. October Ist, 1889. Rheumatic Syrup Co., Jackson, Mich.: Gents.—l received the above letter this morning. The gentleman cannot say too much in favor of your medicine. He thinks it is the greatest medicine in the world. It has given entire satisfaction to all of my trade who have ÜBed it. Respeetfully, Col. E. S. W uxa. The axiom that “heat expands and coid contracts” does not apply to the coal dealers* bills. Consumption Sorely Corel. To the Editor:—Please inform year reader* that I hare a positive remedy for the above named disease. By its timely nse thousand! of hopeless cases have been permanently cured. I shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy fee! to any of your readers who have eonsumption if thev will send me their Express and P. O. address. Respectfully, T. A. BLOCWM, M. C., 181 Peart St, N. Y Whatever name or designation i* given tc Fever and Ague, or other intermittent diseaaea it ia safe to say that Malaria or a disordered state of the Liver is pt fault. Eliminate the imparities from the system and a sure and prompt cure la the immediate result. Prickly Ash Bitters i* the safest and most effective remedy for all biliary troubles, kidney diseases, and like oomplaints that has ever been brought before the public. A tai ls its beßt recommendation.

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