Rensselaer Republican, Volume 20, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 November 1887 — A Valuable Remedy. [ARTICLE]

A Valuable Remedy.

Omaha World. Omaha Prohibitionist—My friend, I hope we wifi have your help in our prohibition campaign. » Wayback Native—No siree. There ain’t no antidote fer rattlesnake bites except whiskey, an’ I ain’t goin’ to vote whiskey but of reach in cases of emergency, I tell you. "But. sir, there are no rattlesnakes in your section.” , “No, but we’re goin’ to import sone rightofi,” Mammon Never Slumbers or Sleeps. Epoch. Mr. Hayseeo fto wife who is returned from church)—'‘What was the sermon about?” Mrs. Hayseed—“Suthin’about Joseph goin’ daun to Egjpt to buy com.” Mr. Hayseed—‘Did the Dominie say what corn’s wuthdown there?”