Rensselaer Republican, Volume 20, Number 5, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 October 1887 — Pills for Doctors. [ARTICLE]

Pills for Doctors.

Physician (to anxious wife) —We have held a consultation, madam, over your husband’s ease; he is a very sick man, and it might be well to send for a minister, I think. Anxious Wife— Will one be enough, .doctor, or would you advise a consultation o£mimßter3?— Life. / Pltteburger— Doctor, Lam convinced that I am suffering frdjn the mbit pronounced form of insomarvia. M. I).—WhaLare your symptoms? Pittsburger—On Sunday last I remained awake during the entire service, though the service was one hour long and the thermometer in the vestibule stood at *2 degrees.—Pittsburg Bulletin. A younc physician who had recently hung out EisTsigri,“came"home one day in high spirits. “Do you know, my dear,” he said to I his wife, “I’m really becoming quite I well known here. The undertakers j bow to ihe already.”—French Fun,