Rensselaer Republican, Volume 19, Number 41, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 June 1887 — How It Is Done. [ARTICLE]

How It Is Done.

Omaha lawyer—lntend to sue for a breach of promise, eh? How much do you want? Brokdn-hearted girl—l think I ought to have at least $75, but I wish you would add your fees to the amount. “Let me see. That would make ♦575. “It would?” “O, yes. Will $75 be enough for you?” “Plenty.” . '! “I’ll get it. I’ll sue him for $500,000 and will surely get at least |275 out of it.”—Omaha World. ~

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