Rensselaer Republican, Volume 19, Number 41, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 June 1887 — Page 3

HUMOROUS.

Magistrate to a Witness —“What is your profession?” “A lawyer.” “Well, try to forget It while you are giving your testimony.”— Paris Figaro. “Mamma,” said a little 5-year-old girl, pointing to a turkey gobbler strutting around a neighbor’s yard, “aint that red-nosed chicken got an awful big bustle?” A Frenchman, in London claims to have discovered a certain root, which allays hunger and thirst. He probably refers to the root of all evil,— Boston Transcript. “You didn’t recognize me at the masquerade?” asked her, husband. ■“No,” she responded, “you were too steady on your legs. I never saw a more perfect disguise;” In a prohibition town; A tall, lank, red-nosed man came into a country :Story with a large jug, which he placed •on the counter with the remark: “I want a gallon of rum—baby's sick.”— Boston Gazette. The widows; Speaking of the dear •departed, one of them remarked with emotion: -‘-*1 shall never, never forget the date of his death, such a terrible blow it was to me!” “How long ago •did he die?” “Two or three years”— French Fun. It is said that the Socialistic element •of the Knights of Labor will ask Congress to revise one of the Ten Commandments so that it will read: “Four •days of six hours each shalt thou work, and have two holidays a week without a reduction of wages.” —Norristown Herald. “So your father was in the war?” said he. “Yes, he was killed at the battle of Bull Run,” she replied. “Where—er —was he shot?” “Ho wasn’t shot at all. He broke his neck running down the hill. War is an awful cruel thing, don’t you think so?” —New York Mail. “My dad knows more’n George Washington.” “Why?” “Cos George Washington couldn’t tell a lie, but my dad kin, for when I told him I hadn’t been a-fishin’ he said he knowed better, and thumped me for lyin’. He kin tell a lie the minute he sees one, you bet.’ '—Dansville Breeze. “You ought to be ashamed of yourself, a great big man like you, to be a beggar and a tramp. You oughtn’t to be afraid of work.” “I know it, mum, but I can’t help it. You see, my nurse frightened me once in a dark room when I was a baby and 1 have been timid ever since.”— New York' Mail. Clerk Silverstone—“Misther Schaumburg, in der future I vants you to dreat me mit more bolitenesses and considerashuns.” Boss Sehaumburg (indignantly)—“Y'ou van t more bolitenesses, eh? You tarn fool, yau tinks I pays you tervelve tollars a veek to make mashes on you, eh?” —Texas Siftings. Jane —Where be ye hurroin’ to Mary? Mary—Oi’m goin’ back to the milliner’s wid this beautiful new bonnet, and Oi’m tjiat mad Oi can’t walk slow, Jane. Jane —An’ phat makes ye take that lovely bonnet back, Mary? Mary—Wud ye belave it, the missus had the imperdence ter git one just loike it.— Tid-Bits. “Somebody were readin’out uv the newspaper whar dey done mek a law stoppin’ of free passes on de railroad. Now you reckermembers dat de mule road arfter dey done kill my husban’ gin me a free pass s’ long ez I was a widder. Es dat de way dey gwine do, taken uv folks passes away, I gwine git married agin es jest to spite ’em.” — Harper's Bazar. ■ ;;j; “Where have- you been all day?” asked Mr. Tret. “Down town,” replied bis wife. “Gossip and tattle, I reckon?” “No, sir: linancial politics; I’ve been reducing the surplus,” “You don’t know anything about it,” snarled the old man; “you’re just.like any woman when she tries to talk politics; you’ve been increasing the deficit, that’s what you’ve been doing.” — Burdette. _ ”

Man Wants but Little Here Below.

Some men content from birth,Their modest life-course run, And only want the earth And a mortgage on the snn. They’d live in quiet bliss And free from all that mars. If they had the Tem and the other stars.

The Old Man has Nothing to Say.

I heard of a husband and father who sought amusement in a public beer garden. He sat sipping his beverage steadily enough, until a pretty girl came within close range, and then, forgetting his dignity, he invited her to drink with him. She consented. Roguery in her eyes Hashed into the {darning, cup as she lifted it, and said: “Well, here’s to the health of Bessie and Charlie!” Those were the names of his children. He gave one hard look at the girl, and recognized in her the nurse and maid of his household. The beer didn’t choke him quite to death, but almost. And he doesn’t dare to say boo at home about the manner in which his wife's favorite servant spends her evenings out. —Cincinnati Enquirer. 7": '"“7 - ”

How It Is Done.

Omaha lawyer—lntend to sue for a breach of promise, eh? How much do you want? Brokdn-hearted girl—l think I ought to have at least $75, but I wish you would add your fees to the amount. “Let me see. That would make ♦575. “It would?” “O, yes. Will $75 be enough for you?” “Plenty.” . '! “I’ll get it. I’ll sue him for $500,000 and will surely get at least |275 out of it.”—Omaha World. ~

Life seems hardly worth the living today to many a tired, nnhappy discouraged woman who is suffering from chronic female weakness for which she •• has been able to find no relief. But there is a certain cure for all the painful complaints to which the weaker sex is liable. We refer to Dr Pierce’s “Favorite Prescription'’ to the virtues of which thousands of women can testify, as a tonic and nervine it is unsurpassed. All druggists.

Sherudan's Ride.

Sheridan had left Washington on the morning of Oct. 18,1864, by train, and passed the night at Winchester, twenty miles north of the battle-field. On thb morning of the 19th he heard the firing of cannon, and sent out to inquire the cause, but was told it came from a reconnaisance. At 9 o’clock he rode leisurely out of Winchester, not dreaming that his army was in danger. After a little he heard again the sound of heavy guns, and now he knew what it must mean. Not half a mile from Winchester he came upon the appalling marks of defeat and rout. The runaways from the battle, still in flight, had got so far as this in their terror. The trains of wagons were rushing by, horses and drivers all jn confusion, for there is no worse turmoil in this world* than the flight and wreck of a beaten army. Sheridan had never seen his men in this 1 condition before. He at once ordered the trains to be halted, and sent for a brigade of troops from Winchester; these he posted across the road to prevent further straggling. Then he called for an escort of twenty men, and directing his staff to stem the torrent as well as they could, he set off himself for the battle-field. He rode straight into the throng of fugitives, in a splendid passion of wrath and determination, spurring his horse and swinging his hat as he passed, and calling to the men: “Face the other way, boys! Face the other way!” Hundreds turned at the appeal, and followed him with cheers, for they all knew Sheridan. It was 10 o’clock before he reache.l the field. Then he rode about hurriedly, glanced at the position, and at once determined upon his course. He arranged the line of those who w T ere still unbeaten, and then went back to bring up the panic-gtricken remainder. And now his presence and personal influence told. He was in the full uniform of a major general, mounted on a magnificent black horse, man and beast covered with dust and flecked with foam; he rose again in his stirrups, he drew his sword, he waved his hat, and shouted to his soldiers: “It I had been here this never would have happened. Face the other way, boys ! We are going back!” The flying soldiers were struck with shame when they heard him shout and saw his face blazing with rage and courage and eagerness for them. They took up his cry themselves: “Face the other way!” It went on from one to another for miles—from crowd to crowd—and they obeyed the command, the swelling shout went on the surging crowd returned. They faced the other way, and along the very road which a cowering mob had taken three hours before the same men inarched with the tread of soldiers to meet the enemy. They knew now that they were led to victory.— 'St. Nicholas. "~

Tne Value of Limos and Members.

The money"vaine of the different parts of the human body has recently been fixed by a workingman’s mutual aid society, which adopted the following scale of percentages of life-rent for those of its members who in the exercise of their profession are accidentally disabled: For the loss of both eyes, both arms or hands, or both legs and feet, .100 per cent; for disabling from loss of the right hand f 90 per cent; loss of one foot, 50 per cent; of the left hand, 40 per cenft; of the right thumb, 33 per cent; of one eye, 22 per cent; ,of the left thumb or the right index, 14 per cent; and loss of any finger of the left hand, 4 per cent, on the disability rate. —Paris American Register. -

French Wines from Germany.

Some comment is being made here on the patriotic, action of a German princelet, who the other day at a kneipeat the club of the Borussia students in Bonn, refused to steep his royal lips in French champagne. In - nocent German princelet, had thy patriotism made thee forget that-at least forty-nine-fiftieths of French champagne is made AS German fatherland, and that ehampagner-wein manufactories line the banks of the Rhine and the Moselle, thou mightest have drunk the champagner-wein in all tranquillity of heart:— London Mineral Water Trade,

iw> ; • It is proposed to establish a cattle-trail from southern Arizona to Montana. A Baltimore Police Officer, 30 years oil the force, Mr. Henry H. Durkeo, says: “I suffered with poison oak for more than a yea-i*-.—-I tried St. Jacobs Oil; after the second application all-the sores dried up and I was cured. I think it invaluable.” The Government still owns 33,000,000 acres of lan din Nevnd a.

Whan Baby waaaiek, WTrgiTeh'er Castoria, When she was a Chad, she cried for (astoria, When she became Miss, she clang to Castoria, When the had Children, she gave them Castoria • V ' Ladies ! Those dull tired looks and feelings speak volumes! Dr- Kilmer’s Female Remedy corrects all conditions, restoi e, vigor and vitality and brings, back youthful bloom and beauty. Price #t.00.—6 bottles $5.00. . ■ ■■ - - ' Mrs, Grant and her family will occupy 8 Long Branch cottage this summer. Sick and bilious headache, and all derangements of stomaeh and Btwels, cured by Dr. Pierce’s “Pellets” —or anti-bilious granules. 25 cents a viaL No cheap box es to allow waste of virtues; By druggists.

Where Are Yen Going?

If you have pain in the back, pale ahd sallow completion, bilious or sick headache, eruptions of the skin, coated tongue, sluggish circulation, or a ha’cking cough, you are going into your grave if you do not take steps to cure yourself. If you are wise you will do this by the use of Dr. Pierce’s “Golden Medical Discovery,” compounded of the most efficacious ingredients known to medical science for giving health and strength to the system through the medium of the liver and the blood. ii i ' Ik" A New York man has the manuscript of the “Pickwick Papers”. The world occasionally makes a useful discovery, which is almost always the result of a blunder. No one has ever expected that the Moxie Nerve Food plant was worth anything expect for cattle to eat. Now it is found to be able to remove the Jiquor appetite, remove nervous exhaustion, the effects of overwork and dissipation, at once, without harm, and make everybody capable of double endurance, and the discoverer will make millions on it. The druggists say the size of its sale to women is marvellous. Buy XX. Ready for $ Postmaster-General Vilas has 95,000 men under him. Mr. John Gutmon, Sherman, Ky., writej: “I have used St Jacobs Oil for ten years. It always cured the toothache in about ten minutes.” Sold by Druggists and Dealers. Some Washington ladios wear rings on their thumbs. " .

In Indolent Organ.

When the liver is indolent, as it must necessarily be when it fails to secrete the bile in sufficient quantities to meet the requirements of digestion and evacuation, it should be set at work with Hostetler's Stomach Bitters. The healthful stimulus to activity imparted by this incomparable alterative, speedily evinces itself in a departure of the uncomfortable sensations in the right side; the nausea; fur upon the tongue; indigestion, and sick headache consequent upon inactivity of the liver and the diversion-of the bde from its proper channel. Irregularity of the bowels is always and patn'essly reformed by the corrective indicated, which is infinitely to be preferred, both because it is safe and more efficacious to blue pill, calomel and drenching purgatives of every class. It cures ar.d prevents fever and ague, and rheumatism. . . ; A Rad Hook (N. Y.) man owns fortynine cats. Fits. —All Fits stopped free by Dr. Kline’s Great Nerve Restorer. No Fits after first day’s use. Mar vetous cures. Treatise and $2.00 trial bottle.free tr Fit cases. Send to Dr. Kline, 931 Arch St , Phila., Pa Ripe peaches and watermelons are shipped from Georgia to northern markets.

Dyspepsia Docs not get well of itself; it requires careful, persistent attention and a remedy that •will assist nature to throw off the causes and tone up the digestive organs till they perform their duties willingly. Among the agonies experienced by tlie dyspeptic, are distress before or after eating, loss of appetite, irregularities of the bowels, wind or gas and pain in the stomach, heart-burn, sour stoniqeh,.etc., causing niehtaldcpression, nervous irritability and sleeplessness. If you are discouraged ho of good cheer and try Hood’s Sarsaparilla. It has cured hundreds, it will cure you. Hood’s Sarsaparilla -• Sold by all druggists. $1; six for $5. Made only by €. I. HOOD £t CO., Lowell, Mass. 100 DosOs One Dollar ********************* * * * • * * LYDIA E. PINKHAM’S * VEGETABLE 9 COMPOUND * WILL HELP * ANY WOMAN * SufTaring from Kidney Dis- - ease orfrom troubles pey culiarto hersex. Its purpose is solely for the legitimate Jtealingof disease and the relief of pain.and that it does all it ; claims to do. thousands of ladies can gladly testify . _ 11 has stood the teat of twenty years in relieving peripdical pain, promoting regularity of seasons, and banishing lrofeche and consequent nervous distress. Probably no fiber \vti;nan i:t the worlt! receives so many '“letters of thanks” as Lydia E. Pihkham, of Lynn, Mass. Mrs. K-- of Enfield, N. 11., says: “I will simply say that your Vegetable Compound js all you recommend it to be. 77 has done me Worlds of good" Another lady v. rites fn>ai Ouaw.i ask.laiws: ‘V have just to-day. bought the seventh bottle of your Vegetable Compound, have used two boxes of Pills and several packages Of your Sanative .Wash, and think it but right to tell you how much good 1 derived from your medicines. They are a regular Godsend, Ail :hc pains and aches have almost disappeared, my stomach is much stronger too and I feel myself improved every way.” Price 41. Isold by aril Druggist*.

Children Castovin. promote* Dig cation, and overcomes Constipation, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea, end Feverishness. Thus the chi'.d » rendered healthy and its sleep natural. Castoria contains no Morphine or other narcotic property. ** Castoria is so well adapted to children that I ree -'mend it as superior to any prescription known to me.” * H. A. AncHEit,.AL I)., £2 Portland Avo., Brooklyn, N. Y. “ I use Castoria in my practice, and find it specially adapted to alTections of children.” ———~ - - Aulx. Hobertson, M. D. t ——-i=lor.T 3d Ave., New York. The Centaur Co., IS2 Fulton St, N. Y.

Why did the Women of this country use over thirteen million cakes of Procter & Gamble’s Lenox Soap in 1886 ? Buy a cake of Lenox and you will soon understand why.

, Chas A. Dana will soon retire from the New York Sun. ' HIOWN’S mm 'BITTERS Combining IRON with PTBI VEGETABLE TONICS, quickly and completely CLEANSES and ENRICHES THE BLOOD. (Jnkhena the action of the Liter and Kidneys. Clean tho complexion, make* thoekla smooth. It does not Injure the teeth, cause headache, or produce con■tlpatioa—ALL OTHER IRON MEDICINES DO. Physicians and Druggists evstyuhere recommend it. Da. If. S. Rnoons, of Slsrion, Mass., says; “I recommend Brown’s Iron Bitters as a ▼aluablo tonm for enriching the blood, and removing all djvpeptro symptoms. It does not hurt the teeth.” D*. R. M. Delzkll. Reynolds, Ind t , says: “I have prescribed Brown’s Iron Bitters m cases of amemia and blood diseases, also when a tonic was needed, and it has proved thoroughly satisfactory.” Mb Wm. Btbns, 96 St. Maryßt., New Orleans, La. t says: '‘Brown’s Iron Bitters rtlieved me in a case of blood poisoning, ana I heartily commend it to those neeaing a blood purifier. ' Mb. W. W. Monahan, Tuscumbia, Ala., says: I have been troubled from childhood with Impure Blood and eruption on my face—two bottles of Brown’s Iron Bitters effected a perfect cure. 1 cannot spoak too highly of this valuable medicine.” Genuine has above Trade Mark and crossed red line* on wrapper. Take no other. Made only by BROWN CHEMICAL CO., BALTIMORE, MIL — e . l . y L s ..CatarrH CREAM BAlM.BKJi»^i: L ws^| Cleanses theWr® ambMJJs Head. _A 11 a y Inf Heals the Sore.L^ Restores / 'SaSHI Sensesof Taste. Smell, Hearing. A quick Reliefll.SA.| & positive Cure. FEVER Aparttcle Is applied In toeach nostril and Isagreealdf to use. Price SO et*.bv mail or at druggists. Send lot circular. KLYJIROTHEIiS, Druggists, Owego, N. Y. ISS MEDALS AWARBEDTO Bpsane Backachs, Weakaata,X3olds in MMk the Cheat and all JLchoa aedHtTklna Bawaie of Imitations under "ifiallag w sounding names. Ask fob , fig"'?'' s TV. Ben Ron’s and take fa rlAsnn THEBESTIN THEWORLDj

LIVER, HMD AND LUNG DISEASES.

m iwiiiaißH iinij Mary A. McClure, Columbus, Fans., JVFR B writes: "I addressed you in November, 1884, lullkll UIOLMDb |j n r eg-ard to my health, being afflicted with AND 8 liver disease, heart trouble, and female weak- „ “! ,u R ness. I was advised to use Dr. Pierce’s nCAPT IRnilHI F m Golden Medical Discovery, Favorite PrellLßiil I nuuoLb.B SC nption and Peflets. I used one* bottle () j t ] lL! ‘Prescription,’ five of the ‘Discovery,’ and four of tho ‘ Pleasant Purgative Pellets.’ My health began to improve under the use of your medicine, and my strength came back. My difficulties have aij disappeared. 1 can work hard all day, or walk four or five miles a day, aud stand it well; and when I began using the medicine 1 could scarcely walk across the room, most of the time, and I did not think I could ever l'eel well again. I have a little baby girl eight months old. Although she is a little delicate in size and appearance, she is healthy. I give your remedies all the credit for curing me, as I took no other treatment after beginning their use. lam very grateful for your kindness, and flunk God and thank you that I am as well as I am after years ■ Of suffering.” -rrrrr— — v cl. gixiiw. i,u.-m«ia Mrs. I. V. Webber, of Yorkshire, Cattaraugus Co., I ■urn N. Y., writes 7' “ I wish to say a few words in praise LlVtfi of your ‘Golden Medical Discovery ’ and ‘Pleasant fi Purgative Pellets.’ For five years previous to 1 f||9CACP taking them I was a great sufferer; I had a | UluLmul". severe pain in my right side continually; was WiiiMinf wri unable to do my own work. I am happy to say lam now well and strong, thank’s to your medicines.” __ _ Chronic Diarrhea Cured.--D. Lazarre, Esq., 27 5 and 277 Decatur Street,Mew Orleans, La., writes; “I used three bottles of the 'Golden Medical Discovery,’ and it has cured me of chronic diarrhea. My bowels are now regular.”

“ THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE.” v .Thorodghly cleanse the bipod, which is the fountain of health, by using Dr. Pierce’s Gdlden Medical Discovery, and good digestion, a fair skin, buoyant spirits, and bodily health and vigor will be established. .Golden Medical Discovery cures all humors, from the common pimple, blotch, or eruptftm, to the worst Scrofula, or bloodpoison. Especially lias it proven its efficacy in curing Salt-rheum or Tetter, Fever-sores, Hip-joint Disease, Scrofulous Sores and Swellings, Enlarged Glands, and Eating Ulcers.

... ..... Rev. F..Asbury Howell, Pastor of the M. E. HD BEST ON Church, rs Silverton, N. J„ says: “I was af~ ' n * IU " flicted with catarrh and indigestion. Boils and □OILS blotches began to arise on the surface of the wuilwj skin, and I experienced a tired feeling and R| dullness. I began the use of Dr. Pierce’s ULU I UIILO. Golden Medical Discovery as directed by him for such complaints, and in one week's time T began to feel like a now man, and am now sound and well. The * Pleasant Purgative PeHets ’ are the best remedy for bilious or sick beadachq. or tightness about the chest, and bad taste in the mouth, that I have ever used. My wife could notaaUt across the floor when she began to take your ‘ Golden Medics Discovery.’ Now she can walk quite a little ways, and do somWmght work.’’ Mrs. Ida M. Strong, of Ainsworth, Did,, writes: HIP"JOINT “My little boy had been troubled with hip-joint 11 u “ n 1 disease for two years. When he commenced the niorior use of your ‘Golden Medical Discovery’ and UiOLUoC. * Pellets, he was confined to his lied, and could 1 not be moved without suffering great pain. But now, thanks to your ‘ Discovery,’ ho is able to bo up all the time,

CONSUMPTION, WEAK LUNGS, SPITTING OF BLOOD, GClden Medical Discovery cures Consumption (which is Scrofula of the Lungs), by its wonderful blood-purifying, invigorating and nutritive properties. For Weak Lungs, Spitting of Blood, Shortness of Breath, Bronchitis, Severe Goughs, Asthma, and kindred affections, it is a sovereign remedy. While it promptly cures the severest Coughs it strengthens the system and purifies the blood. It rapidly builds up the system, and increases the flesh and weight of those reduced below the usual standard of health by “wasting diseases.” • A

Consumption.— Mrs. Edward Newton, of Harrowgmith, Ont., writes: " You will ever be praised by me for the remarkable euro in my case. I was so reduced that my friends had ail ■ given tae up, and t had also boon given up by two doctors. 1 then went to the best dpotordii these parts. He told me that medicine was only a punishment in iny case, and would not undertake to I treat me; He said I might try Cod liver oiHf I fl ||n I hked: as that was the only thing that could possiP uifErt UP 1 hly have any curative power oxer..consumption so, « n I fur* advanced? I tried the Cod liver oil as a last 8 Tfi IliE 3 treatment, - but I was so weak 1 could not keep it niiTi.T. on my stomach. My husband, not feeling satisfied r ■■■■ to give mo up yet, though ho had bought for me everything he saw advertised for my complaint, procured a quantity of your ' Golden Medical Discovery-’ I took.only four bottles, and. to the surprise of everybody; am to-dav doing my own work, and am entirely free from that terrible cough which harrassed me night and day. I have been afflicted with rheumatism for a number of years, srta now feel so much better that I believe, with a continuation of your‘Golden Medical Discovery,’l will be restored to perfect- health. I would say to those who are falling a prey to that terrible disease consumption. do not do as T did, take every—thin* else first: but take the ‘Golden Medical Discovery* in.the . eui iy stag'* of the dis‘-a-se, and thereby save a great deaf of mjf- - fei ing AmThe restored to health at once. Any person who is still in doubt, need but write me. inclosing a stamped, selfaddressed envelope for reply, when the foregoing statement will be fully substantiated by mo.” Ulcer Cured.—lw/Uc E- Downs, Esq., of Soring Vnl lev, Rockland Co., X. Y. (P. O. Box 28), writes: “The ‘Golden MedlGolden Medical Discovery is Sold by Druggists.

No Opium In Pise’s Cure lor Consumption. Cures where other remedies fall. Me. Phil. Sheridan now weighs 216 ponnds and is still gaining. OITCUTO Obtained for S2O by R.B.lfutwsTuur 111 I Lll I 0 Attorney. St. Leslie. Us. Advice free. Ap’ro ss A HAT. Bamplbsworth»!.«• FREE: Lilies not unftcrtlu* horse’s sect. Write bHUNSTKK Uatt. SKIS HULDtK 10., Holly, filch. | m H||Awnf make ,3 per day selling Improved I Mian Ideal Hair Curler It Frizzer. Sample 50c. bHIf I o. L. Thompson, 123 Quincy St.. C'hlcage. Matrimonial Co. 103 Adams St:eet, Chicag >- w a t\tt Agents make *3.00 per day sellI A II V “'ll Improved Ideal Hair Curler Ii H II I and Frlrzer. sample SOc. O. L. Thompson, HIT Quluey sk,Ch»cage ftruoiniio Olgror’s pay, bounty pro Ur 111 \ll ||a\ cured,; deserters relieved. | LIIUIUIIU| 21 years’ practice. -Success ■ or no fee. Write lor circulars and new laws. A. W. MeOormiek ft Sen. WuhlagtM, D. c. a ci»«i...u. a. DR. JOSEPH A.SEWELL’S TREATISE ON HOG CHOLERA. ,,, ..Tjr" Sens Free. C. S. Jouss ft C 6., Bloomington, IIL DETiCTIYfI Wanted in every County. Shrewd men to actfndsrxay Instructions In our Secret Service, Krperumoe apt naeee sary. Sendstampforpsrtieulnrs. ORaNNAII vRIO TIYK BDatEAD, 44 Arcade, Cincinnati, O. HffliiM Whine habit HUII llf I CCRED * T ««■*. NO PAIN. m §0 111 mW " Nerv.m.nem, l-ost sleep er interference w,tb B B ■ ■ buaiMiia. Directions simple. Terms Low. Trent- • B ■ B ment scat an trial and NO PAT asked until you ara ■ ■ b—fllel. 1,000 Cures in Six M<«it h*. If. ■ PsrUrulir. fltis. TELE lIYj:Ni-A-l>rE BP REMEDY CO., LAFAYETTE. IncL fHE OLDEST MEDICINE IN THE WORLD is probablj ■—-mm Dr. Isaac Thompson’s Celebrated JLIVZ] WATER. Tills article Is a carefully prepared physician’s prescription, and has been 1n constant use for nearly a century, and notwithstanding the many other preparations that have been Introduced Into the market, the sale of tills article Is constantly Increasing. If the directions are followed. It will never fall. We particularly Invite the attention of physicians to Its merits. JOHN L. THOMPSON SONS ft CO. Sold by all druggists. Tboy, N. Y. PENNYROYAL PILLS “CHICHESTER’S ENGLISH." The Original and Only Genuine. 8»f«* ud always Raltaftle. BewAra as worthless Iwitatioaa. Indispeasable to LADIES. Aak jour Druggfat for "CkiekNtar’i and Uke no other, or inclose 4«. futaruca) to hi for nartieulars in Itttsr hy retsrs asaUL NAME PAPES. tilt Madlkoa Sgu.ra, Ptllsds, FS» Bold by Bratvltts every when. Aak I rr "ChlckMtar’s Eegllik** Paaayreyml nils. Taka •• ,Uaa. “ THE FAVORITE contains the most Important Improvements Introduced In recent yesrs. The Violin Shaped Sounding Hoard and Doubt. Shoulder Agraffe make the BAUER the best toned Piano in America. Being manafaet* ured Jn .Chicago buyers ar#enabled to secure them at manufacturers prices, and thus obtaln a flrit-clagi PIANO” at a moderate price for cash or easy, paymemtt. Factory and Varerootps., 1 56-1 58 Wabash Avenue, JULIUS BAUER A. CO.. CHICAGO.

WORLD'S DISPENSARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Proprietors, 4 No. cat ytein »rrwai.n. pi. v.

rafs H s W Tarot Mwrfe Are the best BLACK 6ROS GRAIN DRESS SILKS. To introduce them, we will retail at factory price, ONE DOLLAR PER YARD, express prepaid: ss good as are usually sewSf $1.50. Send two cents postage for sample. Raven Srln Co. Ms Monnoi •I’Wwwr, " .. Cmcsoe. ILL.

Mrs. Parmelia Brundage, of 161 Lock Street, uENERuL Lockport, N. Y. writes: “ 1 was troubled with chilis, nervous and general debility, with frequent flcpil ITV sore throat, and my mouth was badly cankered. uldilii I. jjy liver was inactive, and I suffered much from dyspepsia. I am pleased to say that your ‘Golden Medical Discovery’ and ‘Pellets’ have 'cured me of all these ailments and I cannot say enough in their praise. I must also say a word in reference to yonr ‘Favorite Prescription,’ as it" has proven itself a most excellent medicine for weak females. It has been used in' my family with excellent results.” Dyspepsia.— James L. Colby, Esq., of Yucatan, Houston Co , Minn., writes: “I was troubled with indigestion, and would eat heartily and grow poor at the same time. I experienced heartburn, sour stomach, and many other disagreeable symptoms common to that disorder. I commenced taking your luiiiennivrn ‘Golden Medical Discovery’ and ‘Pellets,’ and InjIGunATES l am now entirely free from the dyspepsia, and _ am, in fact, healthier than I have been for THE SYSTEM ® ve yea l *- * weigh one hundred and seventy- ■ iik wmikm. one an( j one .half pounds, and have done -as "much work the past summer as I have ever done in the same length of time in my life. I never took a medicine that seemed to tone up the muscles and invigorate the whole system equal to your ‘Discovery’ and ‘Pellets/” Dyspepsia.— Theresa A. Cass, of Springfield, fito., writes: “I was troubled one year with liver complaint, dyspepsia, and sleeplessness, but your ‘Golden Medical Discovery’ cured me.” Chills and Fever.—Rev. H. E. Mosley, Montmorenei, S. writes: “ Last August I thought I would die with chills and fever. I took your ‘ Discovery ’ and it stopped them in a very short time.”

and can walk with the help of crutches. He does not suffer any pain, and can eat and sleep as well as any one. It has only been about three months since he commenced using your medicine. I cannot find words with which to express my gratitude for the benefit he has received through you.” Skin Disease.- The “Democrat and News,” ATrnnimr of Cambridge, Maryland, says: “Mrs. Eliza I cnnlolx Ann Poole, wife of Leonard Poole, of WU- „ ... liamsburg, Dorchester Co., Md., has been cured fIFFI RT ON °t a bad case of Eczema by using Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery. The disease appeered first in her feet, extended to the knees, covering the whole of the lower limbs from feet to knees, then attacked the elbows and became so severe as to prostrate her. After being treated by several physicians for a year or two she commenced the use of the medicine named above. She soon began to mend and is now well and hearty. Mrs. Poole thinks the medicine has saved her life and prolonged her days.” Mr. T. A. Aybes, of East New Market, Dorchester County, ML, vouches for the above facts.

cal Discovery ’ has cured my daughter of a very bad ulcer located on the.thigh. After trying almost everything without success, we procured three bottles of your ‘Discovery, which hefUed it up perfectly.” Mr. Downs continues: Consumption and Heart Disease,—“l also wish to thank. you for the remarkable cure you have effected in ro'y ease. ww™w— miwii For three years 1 had suffered from that terriiWiorrn to hie disease, consumption, and heart disease. naSltu 111 Before consulting you I had wasted away to • a skeleton : could not sleep nor rest, and many ft SKELETON times wished to die to be out of my misery. T wnuui.i«n. then consulted you, and you told me vou had hopes of curing me, but it would take time. I took live months’ treatment in all. The first two months I was almost discouraged; could not perceive any favorable symptom*, but the third month I began to pick up in flesh and strength. I cannot now recite how. step by step, the signs and realities of returning health gradually but surely themselves. To-day I tip the scales at one hundred and sixty, and am well-, and gfronsr. Our principal reliance In curing Mr. Downs’ terrible disease w:m the “ Golden Mpfliml Pig"~Y"T,'* - ” n Joseph F. McFarland, Esq., Alhent, La^ BLEED NG writes: “ My wife had frequent bleeding from . the lungs before she commenced using your * rinu I iiynn * Golden Medical Discovery.’ She has not mum i-unoa. had any since its use. For some six months she has been feeling so well that she has discontinued it.” ; 7 * Price SI.OO per Bottle, or Six Bottles for $5.00.

m Insane Pen jus Renter** ■ ÜBr ELISS SORSAT ■ ■ W Nerve Restorer mil r«*lK ft NSUVU Disuase*. Ontynmro •« /.. fihrrt Affi.Omm, /si, «Sa .Lints it taken •> directed. Nm Fitt m/lrnr my’ 1 mit. Traathe and Re trial bottlefrneta tints, they payingaiMets charges on bes wha. id. Sand names, r. O. and erovers address si dteDn.KL>lNßmra Avvh m..PMl*deMiteJ>te su. MU IF ARM OFINSTATING FMAUMR bAnLLAWN The Or..* Nurowy el PERCHERON HORSE& JAhb. ofchoiceat FamlUofc . All Ages, both Sexes!** • M teMBSLuil 300 to 400 IRPORTED ANNLAI.LY from Prance, nil recorded with extended pedigrees In th. rcrchcron Stud Boolfs' Th j Pcrchoron I* the only draft breed of France possessing a stud book that has the support and endorsement of tho French Government. Send for 120-pagt Catalogue, illustrations hy Be*. M. W. DUNHAM, Wayne, PuPago Co., llllnol«e

At. X». r. L. 0., (.nmuo. V ul— AX ,\u. 6 MRES WtMEAIL aS£FAiLs!* Best Cough Syrup. Tastes good. CBe in time. Sold by druggists, gs TELEPHONES^ Crooked. o*o Bells. Ear-Phone, etc. Four Style*, S Patent*. Prices Low. Scud for Illustrated Circular. C- t Harb«rt A Co.. 157 La BaU* St., Chle***.