Rensselaer Republican, Volume 19, Number 37, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 May 1887 — Applicable to Philadelphia. [ARTICLE]

Applicable to Philadelphia.

Omaha man—“So you think thatyou can prove that every dream is produced by natural causes ?” Chicago scientist—“l have never yet failed.” ... “Well, I am not a drinking man, and yet the last time I was in Chicago I dreamt I was in a big menagerie, and all the cages broke and I got caught right in the mid lie of a struggling mass of beasts and reptiles.” “I see; you visited the Academy of Sciences while there.” “Yes, I took that in with .the other places of interest.” “ Well the next time you go there don't look at Chicago water through a microscope.”— Omaha World.