Rensselaer Republican, Volume 19, Number 34, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 April 1887 — How to Turn Their Heads. [ARTICLE]

How to Turn Their Heads.

“Miss Smith, are you going to the ball to-morrow night?” asked Kosciusko Murphy. Miss Smith —“Of course I am." “I supposed as much. Why is it that you are so fond of dancing?" “You see, it’s the easiest way to turn mens heads.” —Texas Siftings. ' Angry Wife (time 2 a. m.) —Is that you, Charles? Jolly Husband—Zash me. Angry Wife—Here have I been standing at the head of the stairs these two hours. Oh, Charles, how can you? Jolly Husband (bracing up)—Shtandin* on your head on t’shtairs? Jenny, Pm ah'prised! How can I ? By Jove,-can’t I Two hours, too! ’Stror’nary woman!