Rensselaer Republican, Volume 19, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 April 1887 — He Was a Shaver. [ARTICLE]

He Was a Shaver.

Merchant —Do you call that fellow a shaver? Wby, be is six foot if be is an inch. I said I wanted a small boy to ran errands— a little Rbaver. Bookkeeper—l didn't understand about the errands. This fellow is a shaver. He keeps a barber-shop down the block. A Boston firm publishes u work entitled “A Girl's Rootri.” Tbs average giri’s-room is two 6eats in a horse-car. —Sew Haven Xeica. If a man borrows u»=ey he does not care to have it talKed about. He wants to be quietly let a loan. —New Orleans Picayune. ~ ~ Men are much as circumstances make them, but he is a hero who rises superior to circumstances. One might as well be out of the world aa be beloved by nobody in it.