Rensselaer Republican, Volume 19, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 April 1887 — “Throw Physic to the Dogs” [ARTICLE]

“Throw Physic to the Dogs”

When it is tho old-fashioned bluo mass, blue pill sort, and insist oa using fir. Pierce’s ‘‘Pleasant Furgativo Pellets,” a modern medical luxury, being email, sugar-coated granules, containing the active principle! or Certain roots and herbs, and which w.ll be found to contain as much cathartic power as any of the old-fashioood, larger pills, without tho latter’s violent, drastic effects. The pellets operate thoroughly but harmlessly, establishing a perpianeutly healthy action of the stomach and bowels, and as ah a iti-bilious remedy are unequalod. “People needn’t sneer at me because I am an old maid,” said Miss Gildersleeve, snappishly. “I may bo an old maid, but if lam I’m one from choice.” “Yes,” said Mr. Cnssiguole, sympathetically, “so I’ve always understood. Choice was quite unanimous, wasn’t it?” A little fire is quickly trodden out Which, being Buttered, rivers cannot quench. Procrastination may rob you of time, but by increased diligence you can make up tho loss; but if it rob yon of life the loss is irremediable. If your*health’ is delicate, your appetite fickle, your sleep broken, your mind depressed, your whole being out of sorts, depend on it von are seriously diseased. In all sueh.cases Dr. Pierce’s “Golden Medical Discovery” will speedily effect a genuine, radical cure—make a new min of you, arid save you from the tortures of lingoring disease. A scientist says that ducks are large eaters. This fellow must keep an ice-cream saloon. — Yonkers Statesman.