Rensselaer Republican, Volume 19, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 April 1887 — Dot Ish All Humbug. [ARTICLE]

Dot Ish All Humbug.

—-Professor Zweiheer is a rather dissipated old man, who gives lessons on the flute for a living. Gilliooly, who feels a kindly interest in the old man, took him aside and said to him: “Professor, if you were to quit drinking and keep 'sober, you would he engaged to give lessons in sojpe of the first families in Austin and snake a great deal of money.” “Dot isk ail humbug, ” said the old man, indignantly. “I give lessons so I can get drunk, and now you wants nie to —keep—sober so I can give lessons. Dot ish all humbug. ” Texas Siftings. The London Society of Arts offers two gold and fpnr silver medals for the best electric light motors.