Rensselaer Republican, Volume 19, Number 24, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 February 1887 — Page 4 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Peoples 1 Theater. Oper<a House Block. Success makes Success. The first and only authorized production of WILLEY & SIGLER’S Latest and Greatest Dramatic Production, Entitled: A Clean Sweep! The originators and authors of this phenomenal and instantaneously successful drama, will appeal in the leading roles, supported by a company of talented artists. Dazzling scenery and properties, wonderful economic effects!"" CAST of CH ARACTERS. _ s -* > —«*-'» . Col. O. I. LcltemsUde —who entertains an unspeakable horror. for deadstock .Jos. H. Willey. Squire Squeezem —with a fanatical faith in close prices and rides his hobby .Geo. Sigler. Will Seller —a great favorite with economical ladies D. S. Willey. Bedrock Bill —big-hearted, fat, and generous to.a fau1t........ Charlie Harding. I CeMctn Litilefigtjvr —his instincts'may be low but he' lias;liosts Of friends. * Vic Willey. O. U.^Mfjneymcikc —A wizard who turns slim purses into fat bundles. .1 Walter Willey. Birdie I. Ketchum —as attractive as her millinery wares, with the happy faculty or producing much for a little. i; * Miss Emma Martin Carrie A Bargain-all our customers are like her Miss Hattie Vance. Old Hi'Price —a very dead corpse. * - The Bi;/ Prophcl- a homeless outcast., Gens. Braq and Overcharge— invisible nothings. An effort will be made to secure experienced talent from other companies to represent these last three parts. -SYNOPSIS of PLAY* ACT I. Scene, in Lettemslide & Squeezer,t's private office. The firm’s dilemma —too.much of a good thing, what will we do with the stock? Lettemslide iu uispaiiyTwe want to, but can't.” Sqeexem to the rescue. The firm both ride Squeezem’s hobby. Digging up the hatchet and sharpening the knife. Jsight. raid on thv|}ry»e marks. Terrific slaughter, The Big Prophet routed. falls a victim to.-the knife. Scalp. (liiiuttL—The - firm is happy. ACT 11. Scene, the store of Leifentsiide <T Squeezem. Grand entree' of the clerks: “Can this be true?” “Figures don’t lie ” Preparing for the departure of the goods. Song by Bedrock Bill, “The Golden Opportunity.” Discovery of old Hi. Price’s corpse by the villagers. “Who’s hammering at the door?” “Great Heavens we’re mobbed! Clerks to your station, we will do our best!” Opening hour —the rush of the bargain seekers. ACT 111. Scene, same as Act 11. Our busiest day. Scores of bargains—no let up in the rush. Arrival of the Grand Master, Fault Finder and Critic Extraordinary. The search for Brag and Overcharge -a fruitless effort -twe never harbored the —wretches. The G. M. F. F. and QT-Ey-gives for-a badl juLMarch of the economical buyers. Chorus of happy customers: . “We never saw the like.” ACT IV. Willey & Sigler, of the Opera House Block, are about to perform the greatest act of a successful business career, by placing their entire new stock of Dry Goods, .Carpets, .Notions, Clothing, Hats, Caps, Boots and Shoes on a uniform scale of prices, which are the lot rest 'beyond all comparison, and’certain to. result in.a “clean sweep” of this elegant stock. As Shakespeare says: “the world’s a stage, and men r.nd women are but players in it, each has his entrance and his .exit.” We are watching . for your entrance to take part iii this very profitable act with great i nterest. --■,■. i ■ - - BISSSI Gdmrs Always OpenJSBBM More than Piree* We ? ll jfoisi foil 5 coming.

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