Rensselaer Republican, Volume 19, Number 22, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 February 1887 — Terrors of the Future. [ARTICLE]

Terrors of the Future.

Barber—Yes, this boycotting is a great thing;it never did any good to barbers, though, because our union was ,not founded on the right plan; but it’s the strongest union on the globe now. Customer—Oh, well, I’m not interested in that; get through some time to-day, I’m in a hurry, and—- “ Yes, as I was saying, all we have" to do is to put out an order, ‘Don’t shave that man,’ and lie's done for all .over the United States —couldn't get a hair off if his heard reached the ground ; have a shampoo?” a “No—l ffiean yes, hut hurry.” - “‘-You meed some hair restorerv'loo’; I’ll just do you up a dozen bottles. ” v “Bht—” .• ——— “And we have the finest hair oil in the market; you will take'a dozen of that I suppose.” , : “See here, does the union you spoke of extend over Europe, too?” “Clear to the north pole,” _ _A“I’ll take a keg.”— Omaha World. “What is a woman’s will?” shrieks a social scientist, of t.lie bachelor persuasion. Experience younger days teaches us that it is will that the heirs don’t want to contest.