Rensselaer Republican, Volume 19, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 January 1887 — A Frugal Mind. [ARTICLE]

A Frugal Mind.

“Shall I vind de clock, sadder?” asked Isaac Abramstein, as he shut up for the night. . “No, Yawcob; pees ness vas too pad. Choost let it schtop, Yaweob, unt veil save de Tear unt tear on de veels.”— Chicago Ledger. - “These biscuit,” said the professor, “are *? like the statue of liberty at night. They would give better satisfaction if they wots lighter. ” “Yes,” skid the third floor back, ‘and this piece of chicken reminds me of a peat herb—Bona-parte.” “But neither of your board bills is like the Balkan trou-~ bles,”said the landlady. “Why so?” asked the professor and third floor baok. “Because the Balkan troubles will likely be settlefL”