Rensselaer Republican, Volume 19, Number 13, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 December 1886 — Bottled Dry Goods. [ARTICLE]

Bottled Dry Goods.

“My son," said a good Vermont mother to heir son, who was home on a visit, as she was watching the unpacking of his trunk, “what have you got there?” “Nothing much, mother,” replied prodigal, “except sundry and divers articles of wearing apparel.” “You don't wear anything out of that Dig bottle, I hope?" “Yes, mother; that bottle contains nightcaps,” said the visitor, “and I wear them to make my hair curl. ” ••Oh!” Chicago Ledger.