Rensselaer Republican, Volume 19, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 October 1886 — “ROUGH ON BILE” PILLS [ARTICLE]

“ROUGH ON BILE” PILLS

start the bile, relieve the bilious stomach, thick, aching head and overloaded bowels. Small granules, small dose, big results, pleasant in operation, don’t disturb the stomach. 25a ANew Yorker advertises: “Gravestones for sale cheap, to close up au estate.” Now is the time to die.— Oil City Derrick.

Thought the Fighting Hni Begun. One hundreda narchists tvere drilling in an up-town hall. “Attention! Carry, aims! Forward, march!” “Bang! bang! ziss!” Seventy-five men dashed for the door and tumbled over each other down stairs, ten jumped out of a thirdstory window, eight fainted, six fell on their knees and commenced praying, and one nearly butted out - his brains trying to crawl into a mouse bole. Some one had carelessly dropped two parlor matches on the floor, and when they were stepped on and exploded, the communists, who were training for a fight, thought it had begun. — —Alta Ca'ifornia. “Hello!” we heard one man say to anothor the other day. “I didn’t know you at first; why! you look ten years younger than you did wfien I saw you last” “I feel ten years younger,” was the reply. “You know I used to be under the weather all the time and gave up expecting to bo any better. The doctor said I had consumption. I was terribly weak, had night-sweats, cough, no appetite, and lost flesh. I saw Dr. Pierce’s ‘Golden Medical Discovery’ advertised, and thought it would do ho harm if it did no good. It has cured me. I am a new man be.arise I am a well one.”