Rensselaer Republican, Volume 19, Number 1, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 September 1886 — He Wanted Evidence. [ARTICLE]

He Wanted Evidence.

Doorkeeper—You don’t want to go in now, I guess. The show ia nearly °Ver. < ' ■ Slydogge—Nd, m’good Pier, T "jus' want a p—programme. Doorkeeper—Now, what in the world do you want of a programme ? Slydogge (with tipsy facetiousness) —To show m’wife, so she’ll know I’ve been to the (hie) theater.— The lidmr bier. ■ A Coldwater, Mich., man, seventy years old, says he hast never tasted meat. •I do not like thee, Dr. Fell, The reason why, I cannot tell.” It has often been wondered at, the bad odor this oft-quoted doctor was in. ’Twas probably because he, being one of the bld-school doctors, made up pills as large as bullets, which nothing but an ostrich could bolt without nausea. Hence the dislike. Dr. R V; Pierce’s “Pleasant Purgative Pellets” are sugar-coated and no larger than bird-shot, and are quick to do their work. For all derangements of the lives, bowels, and stomach they are specific. “Prisoner, have you nothing more to add to your defense?” “No, your Honor, not a cent. I just gave my last dollar to my lawyer.”