Rensselaer Republican, Volume 18, Number 48, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 August 1886 — She Wanted Game Ones. [ARTICLE]

She Wanted Game Ones.

Young Housewife—l wish to get a pair of chickens. Dealer—Yes’m. Here are some very nice ones. Y. H.— Have you any game chickens? D.—Well, ma’am, they don’t often kill game chickens. They keep ’em for show. Y. H.—l should prefer game chickens. D.—For what reason, ma’am. Y. H.—Because game chickens are brave. D.—Well, what o’ that? Y. H.—The poet says “the bravest are the tenderest.”— Boston Courier. The Church of St. Sulpice in Paris, was begun by Anne of Austria in 1646, and was not completed until ninety-nine years later. Stumbling has been from the earliest period considered ominous. Cicero mentions it among the superstitions of his day. ______________ * * * * Stricture of tbe urethra, however inveterate or complicated from previous bad treatment, speedily and permanently cured by pur new and improved methods. Book, references and terms sent for 10 cents in stamps. World’s Dispensary Medical Association, 663 Main street, Buffalo, N. Y. Why is a girl like an Indian? Because she doesn’t feel dressed without a feather in her hat. A Cure of Pneumonia. Mr. D. H. Barnaby, of Owego, N. ¥., says that his daughter was taken with a violent cold, which terminated with Pneumonia, and all the best physicians gave the case up and said she could live but a few hours at most She was in. this condition when a friend recommended DR. WM. HALL’S BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS, and advised her to try it She accepted it as a last resort, and was surprised to find that it produced a marked change for the better, and by persevering a permanent cure was effected, Choleba Mobbus is about as sure to come as summer. It comes suddenly and without warning—is dangerous and often fatal. Are you prepared for its coming? If any of your familv are attacked prompt action only may save life. There is one medicine which can be safely recommended and always cures. This medicine is Perry Davis’ Pain Killer, and persons, old and young, can take it with perfect safety for Cholera Morbus, Diarrhea, Dysentery, and Summer Complaints. To be on the safe side get some Pain Killer now and have it on hand. All Druggists sell it. Straighten your old boots and shoes With Lyon’s Heel Stiffeners, and Wear them again. Frazer Axle Grease lasts four times as long as any other. Use it; save your horses and wagons.