Rensselaer Republican, Volume 18, Number 48, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 August 1886 — Page 3

A DISH-WASHING MACHINE.

Washing 86,000 Pieces a Day and Never Breaking a Cup One of the Marvels of Inventive GeniuK.' {From the Rehobeth Sunday Herald.] There is an all-day-and-night restaurant on the Bowery which for fourteen years has never closed its doors. Unless the sixty-five employes go on a i strike thq 3,000 persona who eat there every day will continue to sit and sup under the mechanical fans by day and the electric lights at night for years to come. But it would not surprise the cooks, the carvers, nor the waiters in fine linen if Tommy, the water boy, should tell the boss to-mor-row that the Ice Water Pourers and Tumbler Washers’ Union No. 1416 had ordered a strike. Tommy has lately formed a union. A man from Ohio, who said he was an inventor, got the ear of the proprietor two years ago, and said: “How many dishes do you wash a day ?” “Over 1,500," replied the boss. “How many people do you pay for washing them ?” “We have six dish-washers on the pay-roll.” ' “I can make a machine that will wash and dry 8,600 pieces in an hour, without breaking or chipping a dish. I will save you SI,OOO per year in wages alone, and will wash your dishes clean and keep them free from finger marks and lint.” The inventor described his machine. It was a long trough, divided into three compartments. One end was an L and the other end, the front, was a set of valves. He showed the boss how a man could stand at the front end and pull a handle. That would fill the compartment farthest away with sliding hot water, which would afterward be kept hot by steam. When the compartment was full it ran over into the middle trough, and that in turn into the next space, directly in front of the operator.

Soap is put into the water in that compartment. In that space a set of brushes revolved in the water, and they were set with springs, like a clotheswringer, to let large and small dishes pass between them. A wide canvas belt with slats across it ran the whole length of the machine under water. If dishes were put between the revolving brushes they would be scoured with soap suds, dumped on the belt, carried into the second bath and rinsed off, and finally dumped into the clear, hot water in the third compartment. Out of that the belt delivered them into the L, where they dried of their own heat. The machine looked practicable, and the man from Ohio was sent home to build one for the Bowery restaurant. The dish-washers heard that a machine was to be put into the kitchen that would do the laundry work, wash dishes, scrub floors, stairs, and tables and supply steam for heating the building and for running trains on the elevated railroads. They told the boss they would build a bonfire of the machine. They accused him of importing foreign pauper labor from Ohio, and they called a special meeting of the kitchen employes. But in due time the cast-iron dish-washer was set up. When the workmen who set it up came around next morning to test it, all the bolts in the machine were found unscrewed, and the wide canvas belt had been cut though the middle. They fixed it, and a guard was stationed to watch the machine next night. Another trial was made, and the machine washed dishes at the rate of 86,000 pieces per day without apparently breaking a piece; but when the water was drained off the bottoms of the troughs were found covered with broken dishes. The women said the machine broke them, but the Ohio man claimed the pieces were dropped into the water by the women. He must have been right, because the next trial was a perfect success. Everybody in the kitchen had been watched. It took several months for the machine to make friends with the dish-washers, who were given other employment, but to this day it is looked upon as a nonunion employe. It is the only machine of its kind in the city, and the only one other in the State is said to be in a big hotel at Lake Chautauqua.

Stories of Turtles.

J. C. Banks, of Olney, 111., caught a land turtle in 1865 and cut his initials on the shell, East week he"fOund the same turtle in his garden,within a short distance of the place where he saw it twenty- one years ago. A hotel-keeper at Washington, Ga., says a turtle’s head was cut, off and thrown into the back yard of his hotel. Twenty-four hours later it caught a chicken by the foot and held on until its jaws were forced open by the hotel man. Colonel J. G. Johnson, of Cherry Hill, Md., found a land turtle in 1812 and cut in its shell his initials and the date. In 1848 the turtle was found by E. D. Clayton, a neighbor of Colonel Johnson. Mr. Clayton found the'turtle again last week. It was crawling about the tomb of Colonel Johnson, who died forty years ago. Louis Cronenberg, of Columbia, S. C., was bitten on the foot by a snapping turtle. He attempted to force the turtle’s mouth open, whereupon the creature caught him by the finger and' bit it badly. A local paper gravely says: “Fortunately it was thundering at the time and the turtle let go hi§ hold without further trouble.”

Two colored men quarreled in a market at Raleigh, N. C., and one of them swung a ten-pound mud turtle above his head and then brought it down upon the head of the other man. The blow inflicted a deep wound, and the wielder of the turtle was arrested. The court will now be called upon to decide whether the turtle is a deadly weapon. Jake Becker, a Louisville fireman, bought two snapping turtles and started to carry them home. One of the turtles snapped at a passing negro and grabbed him by the coat. * While Becker was trying to pull the turtle’s head away the other turtle grabbed his hand. In the excitement which followed the first turtle seized Becker’s free hand. Neither would let go its hold, and Becker ran home with a turtle dangling from each hand. The creatures’ heads were cut off and still their jaws clung, but were finally torn away with

great difficulty. Becker’s hand* were so lacerated that he* was laid off from duty.

Czar Alexander’s Death.

There was something of an indecent haste in the marriage that united the Czar to the Princess Dolgorouki after the death of the Empress Marie. The ukase promulgating the union was dated only six weeks after the death of the long-suffering Czarina. It was at this time that the Emperor bestowed *ipon her the hereditary title of Jouriewsky, by which she is now known. It is one of those belonging to the Romanoff family, and therefore was the one that he desired to have descend to his children. Presaging his sudden and tragic fate, he drew up with his own hand a deed settling a large fortune on the children of the Princess, the titles and securities comprising this fortune being deposited in foreign lands. Nor waa this all. He bestowed upon the Princess the grand cordon of the order of St Catharine, which is only accorded to the members of the imperial family. He commanded that she should take precedence over his daughters and his daughters-in-law, not even making an exception in favor of the wife of the Czarowitz. He made no secret of his intention of causing her to be recognized as Empress, and solemnly crowned as his imperial consort. But his sudden death prevented this last named project from being carried into execution. Not quite two years after his marriage (the 13th of March, 1881), the Princess was awaiting the return of her husband from the review over which he was to preside that day. She was in driving costume, and they were to go out together as soon as the review was at an end. The sudden entrance of the Emperor’s valet, and his exclamation, “Your Highness, the Emperor is very ill!” first startled her from her peaceful and happy expectancy of his return. Even then she was not alarmed. Alexander was subject to attacks of the asthma, and she imagined that he had been seized by a severer one than usual. It was not till, on hurrying to his bedchamber, she beheld his pale countenance, on which death was visibly stamped, that she realized what had occurred. Her first impulse was to throw aside the covering which concealed the crushed limbs of the sufferer, in order to ascertain for herself the extent of his injury, but the Emperor restrained her. “No! no! Catherine,” he murmured, “you must not see my wounds—tne sight would be too terrible.” Then after a moment’s pause, he added: “Do you remember the prediction that said that I should die in red boots? It has been fulfilled.” A few moments later he died, his last glance being fixed upon the fair face bent above him.—New York Graphic.

Squire Hobbs’ Philosophy.

Religun an* hangin’ am bofe de nat’ral outgrofe ob konwickshun. Dar wil be a grate skrable now ’mong de fare Beks ter get er Folsom hat. A good gubberment gibs a man unfettered liberty—liberty ter du rite. Simplicity am de bes’ attribute of wizdum, but egotizm am de kloke ob de fool. A gemman am er man hooz ruff kornahs hab bin polisht off by frekwent kontakt wid sosiety. In salin’ down de riber ob lif doan' ■low de bote ter drift, but grab de ore an’ steer wid all you’ mite. Es konshens am de only ting dat makes kowards, dar mus’ be er pow’rful lot ob brave people in dis worl’. Dar orter be er konstitushional ’mendment prohibitin’ er Presiden’ from gettin married durin’ hiz term ob offis. Dar am wun konsolashun in Hope. Shaam alwaz promisin’ bettah tings in de futur dan she hab eber gib us in de pas’. Sum fokes am bawn grate, sum hab greatness trust upon em, but monstrus fu ebber akkwiah. greatness fo’ demselves. Es er man kood fo’see wat orter be dun az wel as he kin reflek wot orter hab bin dun, hiz rode to suksess wood be short and strate. A man ma be intellektually superior ter ’oman, but wen it kums to morrallity er ’oman kin skunk er man ebery da in de kallendar. Take all de adwice dat am offered yo’. - Ob koars yo’ ain’ got enny use fo’ it, but it wil kum handy sumetime ter gib ter sum odder fellah. De isolated skollar nebber rebolushunizes de worl’. Edukashun, to be ob praktikal utillity, mus’ inklude er noledg ob human natur. De kweschen wedder er not ’oman am ekwal to man kood be settled by obzarvin’ de little matina in er fam’ly bed-room ’bout 2 oklok a. m.— Chicago Ledger.

The Barbecue.

According to Webster, the name barbecue is taken from the Indians of Guiana, in whose language it is a frame on which all kinds of flesh and fish were roasted or smoke-dried. The definition is “a hog, ox, or other large animal roasted whole;” second, “a large social entertainment, usually' in the open air, at which animals are roasted whole, and other provisions of all kinds are consumed.”- —i—i—— - l : £ Probably the nearest approach to the barbecue in other countries was a custom which obtained in Germany during the middle ages, at the crowning of an emperor, when an ox was . roasted whole. However it originated, in this country it has been a favorite means of entertainment for the great crowds who have been brought together for various purposes in Georgia in the years gone by. In the ante-bellum days, when Mrhigs and Democrats met each other on the bustlings, it was customary for the friends of the two candidates to combine and provide, for a barbecue. Then invitations were sent out to the yeomanry, ana they would come. The joint discussion would take place in the forenoon, and after the discussion came dinner. Somehow this timehonored custom had fallen into disuse, and the barbecue was relegated to male picnics.— Georgia Bulletin. Every sewing machine agent will positively assert that the machine he sells is the best. That doesn’t make it sew, however.

How to Tell Counterfeits. The United States Treasury Department has of late years adopted for bonds and currency a peculiar paper, described below, and which is deemed a stronger protection against counterfeiters than that used by the Bank of England, which has recently been dangerously counterfeited in £SO, £IOO, and £SOO notes. As the first issue of greenbacks, which were not printed on fiber paper, were most dangerously counterfeited, but have almost wholly disappeared from circulation, therefore receive them with great caution, or refuse them if in doubt about their genuineness. All other genuine greenbacks, gold and silver certificates, and later issues of national bank notes are printed on the Government fiber paper; the first kind with the fiber distributed in short pieces, localized with a blue tint, detected by picking it with a pin; the other with the fiber in two parallel threads, red and blue silk, running lengthwise through the note, seen by holding the note up to the light The public are cautioned not to draw these threads out of the paper. If in doubt about the genuineness of any bank note in the report refuse it unless printed on Government fiber paper. All national bank notes not in this report are genuine, whether printed on Government paper or not. The counterfeit $lO and S2O silver certificates are not on Government paper. Some of the counterfeit $5, $lO, and S2O greenbacks (series of 1875) and SSO and SSOO (series of 1869) are an imitation distributed fiber paper. Very dangerous. These are all the counterfeits on the new greenbacks worth noticing. Better refuse all twenties, fifties, and one hundreds on the banks in this report, unless printed on the Government paper. All genuine bank notes, having brown back and seal, have both kinds, of the fiber combined, while the counterfeit $lO, on the Third National Bank of Cincinnati, Ohio, and the photographic counterfeit $5, on the First National Bank of Milwaukee, Wis., have no fiber. These two are the only counterfeits on the brown backs. Better refuse all pieced notes. All United States currency having a brown seal has the parallel threads or cables. All United States currency printed since 1869 is on Government fiber paper. There are in circulation a great many very dangerous counterfeit $lO greenbacks, dated 1875. All the genuine of that date are oh distributed fiber paper.

Losing a Postoffice.

In the early days of Michigan, when many of the postoffices were carried in the hats of the postmasters, a postmaster in Livingston County was out in the woods one day, and lost several letters from the hat. A day or two after that a pioneer named Bailey came to his house and inquired if there wm any mail for him.” “There was a letter for you, Bill, but I’ve lost it, ” was the reply. “When?” “ T’other day in the woods;” “Well, I want that letter. ” “But ye can’t get it. I’m sorry I lost it, but that’s all I can do.” “Then I’ll have you removed from office.” “Look-a-here, Bill Bailey,” said the official, as he began to skin off his coat, “I was appointed to hold this postofiioe, and I’m bound to do it. As a private citizen I have no hard feelin’s agin you; as postmaster I lost a letter writ to you by your sister in York State; as a representative of this great and awful Government I want to say to you that if I hear two more words of sass from your throat, I ? ll suppress the insurrection by hanging you to the nearest tree, so help me God, sir!” Mr. Bailey’was.'FbwevefT’pefmitteff to make a hunt in the woods for his letter, and he found it, and the insurrection was suppressed.— Detroit Free Press.

Electrical glow-lamps, the inner surface of which becomes brown, are cleaned by filling them with hydrogen gas and then exposing both the carbon filament and the glass to a high temperature. The Messrs. Siemens, of Germany, acting upon this hint are now manufacturing these lamps without the glasses filled with hydrogen. They are said never to become brown at all and to last longer. They can be used with higher electromotive forces, and consequently under conditions considerably more favorable to economy without diminishing their wear. It is thought that many evils -which are found in the Vacuous glow-lamps now in use will disappear when the carbon filament is in an atmosphere of a gas exerting considerable pressure, but not acting chemically upon it. Michigan fruit-growers claim that pine trees scattered through an orchard have a beneficial influence in driving away the moth of many of the destructive insects which prey upon apples and apple trees. It is supposed to be the strong effluvia issuing from the turpentine of the pine. Others assert that the pine in all its varieties throws off constantly in cold weather a large amount of warmth, or caloric, which has a favorable influence on surrounding trees during the winter season. In fact, it is contended by some scientific men that all evergreen trees have this influence.

“A Great Strike.”

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'i /J Important. » viait or leave New Yprk City, eave baggage, expreasage, and |3 carriage hire, and atop at the Grand Union Hotel* opposite Grand Central Depot 613 rooms, fitted np at a cost of one million dollars, |1 and upwards per day. European plan. Elevator. Restaurant supplied with the beet Horae care, stages, and elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live belter for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other first-class hotel in the city.

A. D. 1900.

Teachey—“Describe Chicago.” First Boy—-“ Chicago is a large city in Illinois built for, and run in the interests of, its Common Council, its street railway companies and its gas companies.” .' . Teacher—“ What are its principal products?” Boy—“lts principal products are Anarchists/boodle Aidermen, and street railway stocks.” Teacher—“ Why are these stocks so valuable?” Boy—“ Because the companies have exclusive control of most of the Chicago streets. ” Teacher—“ What is done with such streets as the railway companies have no use for?” Boy—“ They are given to the gas companies to tear up.” Teacher —“How do the Aidermen profit by this ?” Boy—“Oh, they get paid for giving the streets to the companies.” Teacher—“ Correct. Go to the head .of the class.” — Chicago Rambler.

Clear the Way

For the escape from the system of its waste and debris, which, if retained, would vitiate the bodily fluids and overthrow health. That jm. portant channel of exit, the bowels, maybe kept permanently free from obstructions by using the non-griping, gently acting and agreeable cathartic Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, which not only liberates impurities, but invigorates the lining Of the intestinal canal, when weakened by constipation or the unwise use of violent purgatives. The stomach, liver and urinary organs are likewise re-enforced and aroused to healthful action by this beneficent tonic and corrective, and every Organ, fiber, muscle and nerve experiences a share of its invigorating influence. Unobjectionable in flavor, and a most genial and wholesome medicinal stimulant, and owing its* efficacy to botanic sources exclusively, it is the remedy best adapted to household use, on account of its safety, wide scope and speedy action.

She Wanted Game Ones.

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The Beauty of Woman

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To Consumptives.

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